Why am I writing in pink?

 

Before I answer that, let me draw your attention to whatever that thing is out your window. What is it you say? Well, I don't really know.

 

Now, let me draw your attention to your body. Is your body that of a man's body? No. You are not Isaiah Mustafa, therefore you are not a man. But if you hoard up your money, buy old spice, wear it and put on nothing more than a towel, you may become the manly man of all manly men of which you know that you want to become. Yes, even you wo-men. Or not. I'm not exactly sure.

 

I have been blessed with the vast knowledge I have gained from watching nothing today but Old Spice videos. I know am a knowledgeable human being in the realm of OldSpiceism. But I am not a man. Why is this?

 

I am nothing more than a mere wo-man. No matter how much old spice I could use, my body is not built to handle the vast hotness that is blessed upon those fortunate to harness the abilities that you are able to manfully gain from the manly power of the manly deodorant/bodywash/EVERYTHING known as the manly Old Spice brand. I can only pass on my knowledge of this manly man known as Isaiah Mustafa, for he is better than your typical Chuck Norris.

 

Isaiah Mustafa can make anything seem manly. He can turn this thread into diamonds while swan diving into a pool of pudding and then appear on something with vast amounts of horsepower. He is the only man who can be in a relationship with every woman (and possibly every man) on this entire planet, if not the universe. He is the only man that receives calls from his fans AND the wild. Haha, yes. Even you random KH13 member who's sitting here wondering, "what does this have to do with why this wo-man is typing in pink?" He is them man you all know you wish to be for none of you have achieved such manly man manliness as Isaiah Mustafa. You are not Isaiah Mustafa. Only if you were to use Old Spice, then just maybe you shall become such a manly man full of manly man manliness like Isaiah Mustafa.

 

You have been taught in the ways of the OldSpiceism.

Now proceed to watching mindless manly man manliness hours of old spice videos while you recieve manly man subliminal messages in the deep spaces in your mind that are telling you, "Be a man, go buy Old Spice and become the manly man of manliness of whom you wish to be, man."

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice

 

I'm on a horse.

Swandive!

This thread is now diamonds.

Amen! 8'D

This thread is now diamonds.

 

This manly thread of manful man manliness was already manfully man DIAMONDS before it was even posted.

It's such a manly man thread, it doesn't need to be made by a man of manful man manliness, so it was made by a wo-man.

I'm a man that uses Old Spice, worship me.

ORLY? Where are your Isaiah Mustafa abs? Have they not fully developed yet? This must be. You are not using the manful man manliness powers of Old Spice to its fullest. Ha. What kind of manful man manliness deodorant/bodywash/EVERYTHING known as Manly Man Old Spice do you use?

My Isiah Mustafa abs are hidden under my SoraKing3 flat stomach abs :]. And I use Red Zone and Original, the best of the best. Worship me, wo-man. 8D

My Isiah Mustafa abs are hidden under my SoraKing3 flat stomach abs :]. And I use Red Zone and Original, the best of the best. Worship me, wo-man. 8D

 

Unfortunately, you have not posted vast amounts of videos that nearly crash youtube's servers to swoon male and female celebrities and normal peoples alike. Therefore, I cannot worship you in the belief of OldSpiceism.

 

Alas Old Spice wearer, may the years work wonders as your body develops numerous abilities including the following such as manful manly smiles, the man ability to live underwater, a deep soothing voice to swoon women and men of all kinds, and the ability to be on something manly with manful manly like horsepower while still wearing the same manly white towel you've been wearing around your manly main waist for a thousand manly days.

This post was unapproved by Isaiah Mustafa. Therefore the post has been graced by the manful manly man color known as pink.

i wanna be a man like isaiah

So do I.

Jenny, let us use Old Spice!

You both are wo-man. Achieving such a wonderful goal will be tough and challenging. I suggest using extra man amounts of old spice.

This post was unapproved by Isaiah Mustafa. Therefore the post has been graced by the manful manly man color known as pink.

 

 

 

OH MY GOSH, STOP IT WITH THE PINK. I'M GOING PSYCHO. O_O *twitch*

 

Isn't this the same guy?

 

 

edit: post #666, i wish i could make my post count remain at this

NAW. THAT'S THE ODOR BLOCKING SIDE OF OLD SPICE.

 

 

THIS IS THE SEXY SIDE OF OLD SPICE WHERE WE CAN TURN THINGS INTO DIAMONDS.

I now have the urge to go buy Old Spice after reading your wise words of OldSpiceism o.o