Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) Hey guys, today I'm gonna show you all how to play the guitar with my friend, Elvis Presley (btw, If you dont know who Elvis Presley is, I never want to speak to you again and you should stop breathing) ALRIGHTY, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS Step 1: Buy a guitar. make sure it's really cool looking, the quality of the guitar doesnt really matter, so long as it looks cool. Step 2: Get that shit tuned! the easiest way to tune it is to tune all of the strings to the same note, then you dont have to worry about switching notes or any of that nonsense. preferably tune it to an A minor Step 3: Find a cool looking tree Step 4: sit against that tree Step 5: play your guitar Step 6: remember you forgot your guitar at home Step 7: drive home and retrieve guitar Step 8: try to find that tree you found before Step 9: realize you cant find the same tree and find a different one Step 10: sit against tree and randomly strum single-noted guitar Step 11: prepare for the oncoming horde of women That's it for today guys! Hope you enjoyed and make sure to leave a suggestion for what I should do next! Edited August 6, 2014 by Danex Darkfire 9 Gamerazor247, Cucco, Silent and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted August 6, 2014 How to play the guitar:Ask the Guitar on a date.Never show up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gamerazor247 877 Posted August 6, 2014 How to play guitar with the spirit of Fat Elvis. Step 1 : Buy cheap Guitar Step 2 : Add cool vinyl and stickers. Step 3 : Color it wish Black Sharpie ; darker the better Step 4 : Find tree Step 5 : Spray bug spray ; NO ANTS ALLOWED Step 6 : Sit down, begin to play Step 7 : you than realize the guitar never included pics, so you end up cutting yourself and the wire springs hitting your face leaving a badazz scar on your face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruby Rose 8,591 Posted August 6, 2014 Whenever I do this I only get an incoming horde of cats, what am I doing wrong? 6 Cucco, Danex Darkfire +, King Demise and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted August 6, 2014 Whenever I do this I only get an incoming horde of cats, what am I doing wrong? you must have tuned all the strings to a G you were supposed to tune them all to an A minor sorry for not being specific 2 Ruby Rose and Silent reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
