Hey guys, today I'm gonna show you all how to play the guitar with my friend, Elvis Presley

(btw, If you dont know who Elvis Presley is, I never want to speak to you again and you should stop breathing)

 

ALRIGHTY, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

 

Step 1: Buy a guitar. make sure it's really cool looking, the quality of the guitar doesnt really matter, so long as it looks cool.

Step 2: Get that shit tuned! the easiest way to tune it is to tune all of the strings to the same note, then you dont have to worry about switching notes or any of that nonsense. preferably tune it to an A minor

Step 3: Find a cool looking tree

Step 4: sit against that tree

Step 5: play your guitar

Step 6: remember you forgot your guitar at home

Step 7: drive home and retrieve guitar

Step 8: try to find that tree you found before

Step 9: realize you cant find the same tree and find a different one

Step 10: sit against tree and randomly strum single-noted guitar

Step 11: prepare for the oncoming horde of women

 

That's it for today guys! Hope you enjoyed and make sure to leave a suggestion for what I should do next!

Edited August 6, 201411 yr by Danex Darkfire

How to play the guitar:Ask the Guitar on a date.Never show up.

How to play guitar with the spirit of Fat Elvis.

 

Step 1 : Buy cheap Guitar

Step 2 : Add cool vinyl and stickers.

Step 3 : Color it wish Black Sharpie ; darker the better

Step 4 : Find tree

Step 5 : Spray bug spray ; NO ANTS ALLOWED

Step 6 : Sit down, begin to play

Step 7 : you than realize the guitar never included pics, so you end up cutting yourself and the wire springs hitting your face leaving a badazz scar on your face.

Whenever I do this I only get an incoming horde of cats, what am I doing wrong?

Whenever I do this I only get an incoming horde of cats, what am I doing wrong?

you must have tuned all the strings to a G

 

you were supposed to tune them all to an A minor

 

sorry for not being specific