Ok. So I heard that there will be a sixth Naruto movie, BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!





SASUKE IS NOT NICE, AND HINATA IS SHY, NOT A SLUT! T_T Wtf is going on...

"Also known as Naruto Shippuden the Movie: Road to Ninja, Naruto Shippuden Movie 6, among others, Road to Ninja is the 9th movie overall in the Naruto series. It will debut in Japanese theaters July 28, 2012. Naruto’s creator, Masashi Kishimoto will be personally involved with the movie. We hope to have more details as they are released!
It will be released in theaters in Japan on July 28, 2012. Series creator Masashi Kishimoto is responsible for both the film’s script and character designs. The film is set in an alternate reality of the Naruto universe in which Naruto never lost his parents and the masked villain, Tobi, carries out his plan to rule the world by shrouding it in illusions."

Oh... That's why. WAIT! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STICK WITH THE ORIGINAL STORY INSTEAD OF DOING SOME MATRIX SHIT?!

Edited December 20, 201212 yr by dusk

Great chapter this week! I'll give my thoughts on it when I get home.

WTF!? Two huge things happened today!

 

1. NEW POKEMON GAME ANNOUNCEMENTS (Fangasms)

 

2. HOLY SH!T! NEW NARUTO CHAPTER!

 

Better read it now guys!

 

http://readms.com/r/naruto/675/2361/1

 

 

I FRICKING CALLED IT BACK A YEAR AGO OR SOME SORT. MADARA WAS INVOLVED WITH RIN'S DEATH!

 

NARUTO ALSO OPENED UP HIS OWN EYE SURGEON SHOP! GIVES NEW EYES TO ANYONE FREE OF CHARGE, WITH NO PAIN AT ALL!

 

DAMN YOU KAKASHI FOR PREVENTING SASUKE FROM GIVING HIS ANSWER!

 

Team 7 is finally reunited, Sakura is safe since Obito used his power to send Sakura back to the real world. Sakura informs team 7 that Obito is at his limit and cannot do anything, Madara will take the rinnegan.

 

In Kamui world, we learned many truths (Including my prediction i made a year ago). It was revealed that Madara placed a Puppet Master Seal on both Obito and Rin when she was captured. She was a puppet and a catalyst to make Obito fall into Darkness to become Madara's pawn. He wanted the shinobi to kill Rin, but Rin died in the hands of Kakashi, removing the seal, while Obito removed his seal through Kakashi's hands to use the Juubi. Madara took advantage of Obito's kindness and light to allow Madara's plans to succeed. Now what is left is to obtain Madara's left Rinnegan Eye.

 

Back in the real world, Naruto sealed Madara's Shadow, and went over to Team 7 and healed Kakashi's eye, replacing his eye with a new regular eyeball. Naruto tries to explain how he was able to do that, but ends up in a bickering match with Sakura and Sasuke, making Kakashi feel nostalgic from the Genin days. He speaks in his thoughts, remembers the goals of his students.

 

Naruto surpasses Hokage level and went far and beyond those levels.

Sakura still has feeling for Sasuke, but rather feelings of a crush, she feels that she is there to save Sasuke from the Darkness.

Sasuke.... Even after killing Itachi, Kakashi still has no idea what Sasuke wants (however we do know Sasuke wants to change the Leaf Village system by becoming hokage.

 

Kakashi pops the question, but knows Sasuke doesn't have anything to say, and states that it seems like destiny for Team 7 to be together again.

 

Madara is now showing up. Kakashi asks if Team 7 still remembers the Bell Mission. Of course the answer is obvious. TEAMWORK!

 

Freaking cool chapter, my prediction came true, although it was a year late. What do you think will happen to Obito? He may be left dying in Kamui world, and Madara will have two Rinnegans, however, he may discard the Kamui sharingan, and Obito may take it and unlock some sort of power? Who knows? We will find out next week in the Ultimate Showdown! TEAM SEVEN VS. MADARA UCHIHA!

 

Hashtag time!

 

#Naruto'sAnEyeSurgeon #SakuraIsSafe! #SakuraBackInRealWorld #ObitoAndRinArePuppetsOfMadaraUchiha #MadaraRevealsHisInvolvmentWithRin #MadaraToHaveFullPower #TeamSevenReunitedAgain! #KakashiHasRegularEyesNow #Kakashi'sNostalgic #Sasuke'sGoal? #MadaraReturnsToRealWorld #ULTIMATESHOWDOWN! #TEAMSEVENVSMADARAUCHIHA

 

 

 

Xam... *makes staff out of Sage chakra* STOP! *whacks* STEALING! *whacks* MY! *whacks* HASHTAG! *whacks* THING! *whacks* ... *pants* ... seriously, that's my thing. MY THING. And you're not even good at it.... no offense.

 

Anyways... this chapter... oh geez, this chapter.... Madara, man. Freaking Madara. We find out in this chapter that he was pulling a freaking Aizen and playing Mr. Obito like a damn FIDDLE. He manipulated Rin into getting killed by Kakashi and he manipulated Obito to become the Anakain Skywalker to his Emperor Palpatine. Dude is an evil genius, and it makes him even more of a stone cold bastard as well as a stone cold BADASS. Seriously, I'm not trying to say him pulling all this shady shit is a good thing, because you know, it's not... but from the perspective of someone who wants the final antagonist to stay as messed up and awesome as he has been from the start, this is GOLD, I say. Oh yeah, and while I admit the whole Team Kakashi dynamic they were doing with the flashbacks was a little eh, just for the sake of rehashing information we already know (the other stuff was cool though), I am still SOOOOPER pumped for Team Kakashi, all three OG members Sasuke, Sakura, and Ninja Jesus Himself Naruto, taking on Madara themselves. This is gun b goooooooooooood. Oh yeah, and even though I made a "Naruto is Jesus" joke, I'm not gonna be a douche and shit on Sakura and do the whole "oh, she's useless now that Naruto is Jesus" thing. I mean, yeah, to be honest, Naruto can literally perform healing things that are far surpassing of anything Sakura can do right now. Emphasis on "right now". This whole Six Paths Senjutsu Mode Naruto is rocking now is still fairly new, and we don't know the full capabilities of it yet. And besides, Sakura is there for a reason. Kishimoto would NOT put her in the position she is in now if she did not have a reason to help fight Madara. What that is, I don't know either, but dammit, I trust in Kishimoto, I trust in Ninja Jesus Naruto, and I trust in Sakura motherf**king Haruno. #MadaraisAizen #NarutoisJesus #KakashiisNerfed #TeamKakashiVSMadara

 

Edited May 8, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

 

Xam... *makes staff out of Sage chakra* STOP! *whacks* STEALING! *whacks* MY! *whacks* HASHTAG! *whacks* THING! *whacks* ... *pants* ... seriously, that's my thing. MY THING. And you're not even good at it.... no offense.

 

Anyways... this chapter... oh geez, this chapter.... Madara, man. Freaking Madara. We find out in this chapter that he was pulling a freaking Aizen and playing Mr. Obito like a damn FIDDLE. He manipulated Rin into getting killed by Kakashi and he manipulated Obito to become the Anakain Skywalker to his Emperor Palpatine. Dude is an evil genius, and it makes him even more of a stone cold bastard as well as a stone cold BADASS. Seriously, I'm not trying to say him pulling all this shady shit is a good thing, because you know, it's not... but from the perspective of someone who wants the final antagonist to stay as messed up and awesome as he has been from the start, this is GOLD, I say. Oh yeah, and while I admit the whole Team Kakashi dynamic they were doing with the flashbacks was a little eh, just for the sake of rehashing information we already know (the other stuff was cool though), I am still SOOOOPER pumped for Team Kakashi, all three OG members Sasuke, Sakura, and Ninja Jesus Himself Naruto, taking on Madara themselves. This is gun b goooooooooooood. Oh yeah, and even though I made a "Naruto is Jesus" joke, I'm not gonna be a douche and shit on Sakura and do the whole "oh, she's useless now that Naruto is Jesus" thing. I mean, yeah, to be honest, Naruto can literally perform healing things that are far surpassing of anything Sakura can do right now. Emphasis on "right now". This whole Six Paths Senjutsu Mode Naruto is rocking now is still fairly new, and we don't know the full capabilities of it yet. And besides, Sakura is there for a reason. Kishimoto would NOT put her in the position she is in now if she did not have a reason to help fight Madara. What that is, I don't know either, but dammit, I trust in Kishimoto, I trust in Ninja Jesus Naruto, and I trust in Sakura motherf**king Haruno. #MadaraisAizen #NarutoisJesus #KakashiisNerfed #TeamKakashiVSMadara

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The cliffhangers....why?  ToT

The cliffhangers....why?  ToT

 

It's how Kishi ropes us all in, man... we fall for it every time.

 

Xam... *makes staff out of Sage chakra* STOP! *whacks* STEALING! *whacks* MY! *whacks* HASHTAG! *whacks* THING! *whacks* ... *pants* ... seriously, that's my thing. MY THING. And you're not even good at it.... no offense.

 

Anyways... this chapter... oh geez, this chapter.... Madara, man. Freaking Madara. We find out in this chapter that he was pulling a freaking Aizen and playing Mr. Obito like a damn FIDDLE. He manipulated Rin into getting killed by Kakashi and he manipulated Obito to become the Anakain Skywalker to his Emperor Palpatine. Dude is an evil genius, and it makes him even more of a stone cold bastard as well as a stone cold BADASS. Seriously, I'm not trying to say him pulling all this shady shit is a good thing, because you know, it's not... but from the perspective of someone who wants the final antagonist to stay as messed up and awesome as he has been from the start, this is GOLD, I say. Oh yeah, and while I admit the whole Team Kakashi dynamic they were doing with the flashbacks was a little eh, just for the sake of rehashing information we already know (the other stuff was cool though), I am still SOOOOPER pumped for Team Kakashi, all three OG members Sasuke, Sakura, and Ninja Jesus Himself Naruto, taking on Madara themselves. This is gun b goooooooooooood. Oh yeah, and even though I made a "Naruto is Jesus" joke, I'm not gonna be a douche and shit on Sakura and do the whole "oh, she's useless now that Naruto is Jesus" thing. I mean, yeah, to be honest, Naruto can literally perform healing things that are far surpassing of anything Sakura can do right now. Emphasis on "right now". This whole Six Paths Senjutsu Mode Naruto is rocking now is still fairly new, and we don't know the full capabilities of it yet. And besides, Sakura is there for a reason. Kishimoto would NOT put her in the position she is in now if she did not have a reason to help fight Madara. What that is, I don't know either, but dammit, I trust in Kishimoto, I trust in Ninja Jesus Naruto, and I trust in Sakura motherf**king Haruno. #MadaraisAizen #NarutoisJesus #KakashiisNerfed #TeamKakashiVSMadara

 

 

BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN THE SAKURA... OR... WELL... DANGIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

 

 

BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN THE SAKURA... OR... WELL... DANGIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

 

 

 

SHANNAROO, FIGHT THE POWAAAAAAH!

 

So, from what I've heard... the dubs for the flashbacks of myself and my wife are coming later this month. Yay.

I like Naruto shippuden better. 

Soooooo..... New chapter coming in X amount of hours. So to get you guys hyped for this week's epic chapter of

 

TEAM SEVEN VS MADARA UCHIHA

 

Here is the colored version of chapter 675 in epicness.

 

http://colorkage.com/read/#Naruto/675/0

NEW NARUTO CHAPTER IS OUT NOW!!!! GO CHECK IT OUT NOW!

 

http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/676

 

SAKURA WAS THE FIRST TO ATTACK, TAKE THAT SAKURA HATERS!

Also... WE'RE ALL SCREWED. NOOOOOO!

 

 

OH MY F****** GOD BBQ!!!!!! WE ARE ALL F***ED!!!!!!

 

I called it few weeks ago. Madara has Juubi eye in forehead. He looked at the moon and ACTIVATED INFINITE TSUKUYOMI!!!!!!!!!

 

WE ARE SCREWED!!!!!

 

PLUS HE HAS BOTH RINNEGANS! THAT MAKES THINGS WORSER!!!!!!

 

ALSO OBITO SEEMS TO BE CONFIRMED DEAD!!

 

On happier news, SAKURA HAS A NEW POWER UP!!! SHE ASCENDED LEVELS OF KAGE AND IS ON PAR WITH NARUTO AND SASUKE!!!!!

 

BUT WE ARE STILL F***ED!!!!!

 

Hashtag time!

 

#InfiniteTsukuyomi #InfiniteDreamIsNowAReality! #ObitoIsDead? #SakuraNewPowerUP!

#4thParagraphNinpouSouzouSaiseiHyakugouNoJutsu #ChibakuTensai #4MadaraShadows

#ShinobiAllianceChickensOut #WeAreF***ED

 

 

OH MY F****** GOD BBQ!!!!!! WE ARE ALL F***ED!!!!!!

 

I called it few weeks ago. Madara has Juubi eye in forehead. He looked at the moon and ACTIVATED INFINITE TSUKUYOMI!!!!!!!!!

 

WE ARE SCREWED!!!!!

 

PLUS HE HAS BOTH RINNEGANS! THAT MAKES THINGS WORSER!!!!!!

 

ALSO OBITO SEEMS TO BE CONFIRMED DEAD!!

 

On happier news, SAKURA HAS A NEW POWER UP!!! SHE ASCENDED LEVELS OF KAGE AND IS ON PAR WITH NARUTO AND SASUKE!!!!!

 

BUT WE ARE STILL F***ED!!!!!

 

Hashtag time!

 

#InfiniteTsukuyomi #InfiniteDreamIsNowAReality! #ObitoIsDead? #SakuraNewPowerUP!

#4thParagraphNinpouSouzouSaiseiHyakugouNoJutsu #ChibakuTensai #4MadaraShadows

#ShinobiAllianceChickensOut #WeAreF***ED

 

 

 

I have no problem with Sakura, but I don't think she'll ever be "on par" with Naruto and Sasuke....

 

 

It's all up to Naruto now!

 

just watched the latest episode. Dat Canon anime, esp. in HD.

 

 

And dat Juubi. Freaky! Next episode's gonna be a bang! The Allied Shinobi Alliance is gonna show Madara and Obito how its Done!

 

 

For manga readers only, do not read this spoiler if you only watch anime. (Who does that really? Get with the program!)

 

Sadly, we are about one or two more episodes away from seeing Neji's death. I got tens of tissue boxes ready for this situation. I will be willing to hand them to you either next week or in two weeks, I will set two tissue boxes aside for Yellow Flash though.

 

 

WARNING TO ALL NARUTO FANS

 

It's better if you barricate yourselfes in high places, and stay away from rivers, lakes and oceans. Anywhere that has water.

In a few weeks, a tremendous number of tears will drop into the world's waters, and flood several houses of Neji shippers, Neji fans, etcetera.

If you decide to stay around, better bring an oxygen mask to breathe underwater. No, EVEN if you go to high places, bring an oxygen mask. there will be water everywhere.

 

And it's going to rain a lot.

 

In other news, supermarkets are amazed with the fact that they all ran out of tissue boxes, sketch books, pencils, and surprisingly, erotic books.

"I never got so many clients buying this kind of stuff!" says a local employee.

 

And also in other news, many people are posting the same status all over the Internet.

"Naruto fans, be prepared..."

 

X amount of hours till the new Naruto chapter releases!

 

Here's chapter 676 in full burst color to get you gais hyped!

 

http://colorkage.com/read/#Naruto/676/0

 

 

Well crap happened.

 

#we'redoomed, #Susanoosavedthemaincharacters, #yamatowasspiralzetsu, #edokagesareimmune, #LOOKATTHEMOON, #Tentencansaveus

 

Edited May 21, 201411 yr by spiderfreak1011

So... Everyone knows how everyone complains about Tenten having zero screen time, right...?

 

 

Anyone else find it ironic that she seems to be able to play a MAJOR role in defeating Madara...?

 

NEW CHAPTER OUT! CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!!!

 

http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/677

 

 

WE ARE DOOMED!!!!!! EVERYONE IS UNDER INFINITE TSUKUYOMI!!!!!!!!! EVEN THE HOKAGES, SHINOBI ALLIANCE AND ROOKIE TEN!

 

Good new thought.

 

KILLER BEE IS ACTUALLY ALIVE!!!!

 

Also.... YAMATO IS SPIRAL ZETSU!!!! he's under possession of Spiral Zetsu.

 

In addition, SASUKE SAVED TEAM 7! But they have to stay inside Susanoo, or they will be affected as well.

 

Finally, Edo Kages are unaffected!! Now, what will Team 7 and Team Edo will do?

 

I Have no idea what the heck is gonna happen. What do you think will happen?

 

I do hashtags another time.

 

 

I still say Naruto's immune just because main character logic usually works that way. It won't matter if he steps outside of Sasuke's Susano.  

Normally dun do hashtags, but I'll do one for once since Tenten's too into her ninja tools to pay attention to the Ifinite Tsukuyomi.

#Tenten'bouttowreckit

 

Edited May 21, 201411 yr by Hero of Winds

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Gooooooooooooooooood, we're all screwed! This chapter is pure excitement / tragedy / fear / f*ckery! Madara has activated the Infinite Tsukiyomi and SHIT IS HIITTING THE FAN BIG TIME! Naruto tries to stop the meteorites coming down, but nope, they come down and the genjutsu? It gets done. We see an image of Kaguya, Madara is smiling his ass off, the illusion spreads EVERYWHERE! On the battlefield, with the Rookie 9, Lee & Gai, the Kage, Taka, everybody! It's even spreading all over the world! Civilians, the Daimyo, and even the Leaf Village? And you know what else is spreading? Sea Of Trees, motherf**ker, oh LORD AND JEEZAS! It starts wrapping around and trapping everybody and again, this tree spreads into the Leaf Village?! And what else happens you ask?! Well, Tenten is shown unfurling the Sage Tools, hinting that she'll do something relevant for once in her life; Kiba pulls what I think is going to go down in history as one fothe most stupidest and funniest moments in Naruto history by yelling at Shino to "LOOKATTHEMOOON!" even tho they all know its a genjutsu that'll trap them (at least I hope; context aside, it's pretty freaking stupid and hilarious ); Killer B is confirmed to still be alive even know I and all the other smart people already freaking knew that ( ); freaking Guruguru's shell breaks and FINALLY it s confirmed that Yamato was inside and he looks like he's gonna talk on Edo Hiruzen, and oh yeah: both Team Kakashi and the Edo Hokages are safe for now. Why? Because Sasuke is shielding himself and everybody with the Susanno'o and the Edo Kages are immune because, well, genjutsu can't work on zombies. Also... the Leaf Village was shown in the last panel, so I think Konohamaru is gonna show up next week. But maybe I'm just pulling shit out of my ass, Idk. lol #LookAtTheMoon #GoTenTen #BIsAlive #YamatoIsBackBitches #InfiniteMatrix #Kaguya

 

EDIT: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, at the end of the chapter I noticed something!!! The last text bubble is Minato saying "What is going on?!" and the bubble is directed at the statue of his head in the Leaf Village... does that mean... that in the IT, the Hokage have all been turned into their stone heads?! What kind of creepy ass shit is that?! It may not be true or not, but that's what it looked like to me. I'm not gonna bet money on it though.

 

Edited May 21, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Gooooooooooooooooood, we're all screwed! This chapter is pure excitement / tragedy / fear / f*ckery! Madara has activated the Infinite Tsukiyomi and SHIT IS HIITTING THE FAN BIG TIME! Naruto tries to stop the meteorites coming down, but nope, they come down and the genjutsu? It gets done. We see an image of Kaguya, Madara is smiling his ass off, the illusion spreads EVERYWHERE! On the battlefield, with the Rookie 9, Lee & Gai, the Kage, Taka, everybody! It's even spreading all over the world! Civilians, the Daimyo, and even the Leaf Village? And you know what else is spreading? Sea Of Trees, motherf**ker, oh LORD AND JEEZAS! It starts wrapping around and trapping everybody and again, this tree spreads into the Leaf Village?! And what else happens you ask?! Well, Tenten is shown unfurling the Sage Tools, hinting that she'll do something relevant for once in her life; Kiba pulls what I think is going to go down in history as one fothe most stupidest and funniest moments in Naruto history by yelling at Shino to "LOOKATTHEMOOON!" even tho they all know its a genjutsu that'll trap them (at least I hope; context aside, it's pretty freaking stupid and hilarious ); Killer B is confirmed to still be alive even know I and all the other smart people already freaking knew that ( ); freaking Guruguru's shell breaks and FINALLY it s confirmed that Yamato was inside and he looks like he's gonna talk on Edo Hiruzen, and oh yeah: both Team Kakashi and the Edo Hokages are safe for now. Why? Because Sasuke is shielding himself and everybody with the Susanno'o and the Edo Kages are immune because, well, genjutsu can't work on zombies. Also... the Leaf Village was shown in the last panel, so I think Konohamaru is gonna show up next week. But maybe I'm just pulling shit out of my ass, Idk. lol #LookAtTheMoon #GoTenTen #BIsAlive #YamatoIsBackBitches #InfiniteMatrix #Kaguya

 

EDIT: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, at the end of the chapter I noticed something!!! The last text bubble is Minato saying "What is going on?!" and the bubble is directed at the statue of his head in the Leaf Village... does that mean... that in the IT, the Hokage have all been turned into their stone heads?! What kind of creepy ass shit is that?! It may not be true or not, but that's what it looked like to me. I'm not gonna bet money on it though.

 

 

Actually, Minato just happens to be on top of his own statue.