Post about any funny things that have happened at school or work here. I'll start with something from the other day.

 

 

I was blasting some Robin Williams Viagra skit at the lunch table and basically;

 

Friend 1:  Yeah, Viagra lasts like four hours.

 

Friend 2: FOUR hours? What if you only want it to last like, thirty minutes?

 

Me: Guess you'll be having a hard time then!

 

Everyone in the perimeter erupts in laughter.

 

I had sex with my teacher what do

I had sex with my teacher what do

 

Well hey if your grades also got knocked up it seems like it was all worth it.

That awkward moment when your professor says doggy style, but means doggy paddle.

Be in 9th grade...

 

 

Student: "So, what do you do when you get home?"

 

English teacher: "Oh, I just sit in my chair, watch TV, grade papers, and drink...

 

[Pause...]

 

...orange juice."

i was assigned an essay on sept

 

still have done it yet

There's some guy at my school who wears boots that go CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK every time he walks around and some of us were talking about how it bothers us and this kid is basically a redneck so I just stomped on the ground and in a redneck impression I said "Why are the moosies runnin' away from me?" and got a lot of applause for it.

That moment when you teacher is saying to the class "in this classroom we are not shooting pixels" (his analogy for "Don't you dare playing Counter Strike or Call of Duty during my lesson!")Or that moment when you have math class and your teacher explains a new topic with minecraft (no joke!)Or those last school days when your teacher in the last lesson says "Well, you have to stay here until the end of the lesson, i am not in the mood to teach you are not listening anyways because of the holidays." 

Edited January 24, 201510 yr by ScarletArisa