What's up, everybody? Today, I've got something a little different for you all. I hope you like it. I think you will.
Now, you may or may not be aware of a certain online simulator that's been gaining some attention recently, a little gem simply called the Hunger Games Simulator. For those of you caught unawares, the game is meant to be a simulation of the Hunger Games; you can submit any 24 contestants and have them kill one another for a bit of idle amusement. I obviously decided that the best course of action would be to take 24 KH13 members and have them go at each others throats over the span of a seven day period. Of course, hilarity ensued.
Here are some highlights from the session, along with some idle commentary from yours truly.
Here are your (un)lucky contestants:
(Note for the uninitiated: Xaon is Squirting Demyx.)
LET IT BEGIN
THE BLOODBATH
YES
DAY 1:
Oh boy, we're off to a great start.
Alas, Baylaust! Once again, you are taken before your time.
This can only end in comedy.
Huh. I wonder how that would work.
I don't like where this is going.
END: DAY 1
NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIRST DAY
NIGHT 1:
I expected more from someone with Winner in their name.
You know, they'd make a pretty great rock band if they weren't forced to kill each-other.
Whatever floats yer' boat, ladies.
END: NIGHT 1
DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY
DAY 2:
Can't imagine anything better to wake up to than a knife in the chest.
And she's doing a splendid job of it.
I'm sure there's some universe out there where this is poetic justice.
NOOOO!!!! NOT HIM, FRIEZA!!!! Here, take Shulk!
Now there's something you don't see everyday.
Neither of these things will end well for anyone.
END: DAY 2
NIGHT FALLS ON THE SECOND DAY
NIGHT 2:
You could make an entire movie with that premise alone.
Darn it, RoxSox! This is no time to get all philosophical! Pull yourself together!
I wouldn't trust either of these people and one of them is me.
This makes too much sense.
I'd pay good money to hear those.
END: NIGHT 2
DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY
DAY 3:
Dang Shulk you scary
I have a feeling these two would make a great improv comedy duo. Like Abbot and Costello, but less engaging.
We all knew it was only a matter of time.
I honestly thought she would go for Shana first.
How exactly would one poison a ghost? What do ghosts even EAT?
I know that feeling.
END: DAY 3
NIGHT FALLS ON THE THIRD DAY
NIGHT 3:
There are at least two people here that I wouldn't trust to watch me sleep.
Okay so that happened
END: NIGHT 3
DAWN OF THE FOURTH DAY
DAY 4:
I am not kidding, this literally happened RIGHT after the last one. You think they would have learned something from their peers.
MURDER OF THE CENTURY EVERYONE GO HOME
I'm guessing this is a frequent occurrence.
You can see the pain in her eyes.
I ain't even mad. In fact, all things considered, this is probably the best way I could have died. Thanks, Hatok.
END: DAY 4
Arcmin died this round too but I'm not showing him because he's an attention hog.
NIGHT FALLS ON THE FOURTH DAY
NIGHT 4:
Go, Shigeko! Claim your rightful place as the true Immortal Lord!
This is what happens when you don't kill Ruby Rose when she tells you too.
END: NIGHT 4
DAWN OF THE FIFTH DAY
DAY 5:
This literally just writes itself.
At least she died with a smile on her face. Weiss would be proud.
hahahahahahahaha
END DAY 5:
NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIFTH DAY
NIGHT 5:
I like where this is going.
END: NIGHT 5
DAWN OF THE SIXTH DAY
DAY 6:
How would you like to be the one who dies of thirst in the "Hunger Games"? Jeez.
END: DAY 6
NIGHT FALLS ON THE SIXTH DAY
NIGHT 6:
How shockingly anticlimactic.
I honestly wasn't expecting much else.
END: NIGHT 6
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
Day 7:
I LIED HATOK I AM A VENGEFUL GHOST AND NOW I'M BACK TO GIVE YOU DYSENTERY BOO
I like to think of this as Karmic Retribution, in a way.
What's up, everybody? Today, I've got something a little different for you all. I hope you like it. I think you will.
Now, you may or may not be aware of a certain online simulator that's been gaining some attention recently, a little gem simply called the Hunger Games Simulator. For those of you caught unawares, the game is meant to be a simulation of the Hunger Games; you can submit any 24 contestants and have them kill one another for a bit of idle amusement. I obviously decided that the best course of action would be to take 24 KH13 members and have them go at each others throats over the span of a seven day period. Of course, hilarity ensued.
Here are some highlights from the session, along with some idle commentary from yours truly.
Here are your (un)lucky contestants:
(Note for the uninitiated: Xaon is Squirting Demyx.)
LET IT BEGIN
THE BLOODBATH
YES
DAY 1:
Oh boy, we're off to a great start.
Alas, Baylaust! Once again, you are taken before your time.
This can only end in comedy.
Huh. I wonder how that would work.
I don't like where this is going.
END: DAY 1
NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIRST DAY
NIGHT 1:
I expected more from someone with Winner in their name.
You know, they'd make a pretty great rock band if they weren't forced to kill each-other.
Whatever floats yer' boat, ladies.
END: NIGHT 1
DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY
DAY 2:
Can't imagine anything better to wake up to than a knife in the chest.
And she's doing a splendid job of it.
I'm sure there's some universe out there where this is poetic justice.
NOOOO!!!! NOT HIM, FRIEZA!!!! Here, take Shulk!
Now there's something you don't see everyday.
Neither of these things will end well for anyone.
END: DAY 2
NIGHT FALLS ON THE SECOND DAY
NIGHT 2:
You could make an entire movie with that premise alone.
Darn it, RoxSox! This is no time to get all philosophical! Pull yourself together!
I wouldn't trust either of these people and one of them is me.
This makes too much sense.
I'd pay good money to hear those.
END: NIGHT 2
DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY
DAY 3:
Dang Shulk you scary
I have a feeling these two would make a great improv comedy duo. Like Abbot and Costello, but less engaging.
We all knew it was only a matter of time.
I honestly thought she would go for Shana first.
How exactly would one poison a ghost? What do ghosts even EAT?
I know that feeling.
END: DAY 3
NIGHT FALLS ON THE THIRD DAY
NIGHT 3:
There are at least two people here that I wouldn't trust to watch me sleep.
Okay so that happened
END: NIGHT 3
DAWN OF THE FOURTH DAY
DAY 4:
I am not kidding, this literally happened RIGHT after the last one. You think they would have learned something from their peers.
MURDER OF THE CENTURY EVERYONE GO HOME
I'm guessing this is a frequent occurrence.
You can see the pain in her eyes.
I ain't even mad. In fact, all things considered, this is probably the best way I could have died. Thanks, Hatok.
END: DAY 4
Arcmin died this round too but I'm not showing him because he's an attention hog.
NIGHT FALLS ON THE FOURTH DAY
NIGHT 4:
Go, Shigeko! Claim your rightful place as the true Immortal Lord!
This is what happens when you don't kill Ruby Rose when she tells you too.
END: NIGHT 4
DAWN OF THE FIFTH DAY
DAY 5:
This literally just writes itself.
At least she died with a smile on her face. Weiss would be proud.
hahahahahahahaha
END DAY 5:
NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIFTH DAY
NIGHT 5:
I like where this is going.
END: NIGHT 5
DAWN OF THE SIXTH DAY
DAY 6:
How would you like to be the one who dies of thirst in the "Hunger Games"? Jeez.
END: DAY 6
NIGHT FALLS ON THE SIXTH DAY
NIGHT 6:
How shockingly anticlimactic.
I honestly wasn't expecting much else.
END: NIGHT 6
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
Day 7:
I LIED HATOK I AM A VENGEFUL GHOST AND NOW I'M BACK TO GIVE YOU DYSENTERY BOO
I like to think of this as Karmic Retribution, in a way.
END: DAY 7
NIGHT FALLS ON THE FINAL DAY
NIGHT 7
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
And the rest saw their better.
Overall Placements:
Link to the game if you want to give a try: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php