August 14, 201510 yr BUTTS. Just kidding, I better be their Queen and they better be loyal and make me laugh and smile. They may not just want it in for the body.
August 16, 201510 yr So many great answers here. As for myself personally, though....hmmm... Too be honest, I don't think I've ever had a set preference. Don't get me wrong, I don't like just anything...But I have always had a tendency to lean towards guys who are laid back (I hate an uptight guy. d: ) But, if I HAVE to be a little more specific, I like a guy who- 1. Can hold a conversation. Even if it's about nothing important, being able to discuss something interesting until we're both satisfied with the conversation, is good! 2. Is great with sarcasm. For some reason, I've always found sarcasm to be a secret language in humor, not everyone gets it. (Or can present it well.) 3. Can make me laugh. Like, literally leak tears. This kind of goes hand-in-hand with 2, but is equally important. I love to laugh, I love to laugh hard, and if I don't get my daily giggle fit, I get cranky! X3 4. Is a confident intellectual. Now, not the kind of smart that requires you to pull out an Encyclopedia the size of a dining table every time they speak, but- Opinionated! Interested in discussing anything and everything. Tell me something I don't know!! Let me comment on it! I love it when a guy can just give me an odd fact out of nowhere, and I'm like: "Hey, that's amazing! Is it like blah blah blah?" Not having a complete aversion to religious topics is also a lovely turn on. (I think this kind of goes with #1, but I can't stress it enough!) 5. Ya'll trippin'! Chubby guys are wonderful!! They're like big, manly teddy bears who protect you at all costs! Honestly, I think all shapes and sizes of guys are fantastic, but leave the big bros be! X3 (Never really understood the fascination with height, either.) 6. Likes to eat. I looooove food, my man's gotta loooooove food. It's just science! 7. Patient. And very, very, understanding. I'm kind of a....unpredictable person? So, I love it when a guy can be understanding of this fact, and even offers to help me through said spontaneity. (Thank God I have a sweet guy who's the most patient soul in the world~ Love ya, Sean. ) 8. Hairy. Hairy as f*ck. Face-wise, I'm not really finicky about the face, but everywhere else? Touch a razor around me, and I will END YOU!!! D:< 9. Has a great smile. It's amazing how much a person's smile can say about them..And guy smiles are just....Well, they're the best. X3 10. Respectful, and HONEST. <---This!! I rather it be a hideous truth, than a pretty lie! Life's too short for that, man! Just spit it out! 11. Eeeeh...don't care about clothes, too much. Wear what ya like! As long as it's clean, and not riddled with bullet holes, it's all good. 12. Creative. Love an arty-fartsy guy! Even if not really artsy, always having a project or some sort of creative process going on, is really inspiring! 13. Appreciates good music!! It is a gateway to the wooooooooooorld! Really, Music says what the tongue can't. 14. Is adventurous~ Interpret that anyway you like. Heehee 15. Fairly optimistic. Now, I know we all have bad days... but if your spirit animal is Eeyore, then our personalities probably won't fit well. . Don't be sad bro, be glad!! 16. Dreams~ This speaks for itself, really. 17. Aaaaand last, but not least- is Mature. You'd think this would be a given, but it really isn't these days...Grant it, certain situations bring forth unpredictable circumstances, but when a guy can "hold his own" and keep it together during "those times" it says a lot about him. I don't ask for miracles, just that you try...Besides, I always got your back, 100%! OK Lea, I know you're talking about me so fine! Let's do this here: 1. I am in shape! I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned you meanie! 2. I wasn't lying. I have blonde hair like you and a degree in Dietetics. You're not the only one 3. But my dream is to coast in life. Why u no be happy for me? 4. For the last time, when I called that girl across the street a bitch I was highlighting the fact her hair happened to be golden like my female golden retriever! 5. I am an arteest in da art of cunversashun. Why dun u love me? 6. I...I am confident in who I am!...I mean...if you want me to be...I guess. Besides George Clooney thinks so, yeah he told me himself! 7. I do put the same work and effort you do! My effort just happens to be spent being a moron and financially irresponsible, yeesh! 8. But...but...scat-play. 9. I saw an episode of jackass where they set their pubes on fire and I thought I'd do the same. I didn't know it would produce that much smoke! Also, did this guy just say scat play?! I'm dead. XDXD Edited August 16, 201510 yr by Caramel Covered Ansem
August 16, 201510 yr So many great answers here. As for myself personally, though....hmmm... Too be honest, I don't think I've ever had a set preference. Don't get me wrong, I don't like just anything...But I have always had a tendency to lean towards guys who are laid back (I hate an uptight guy. d: ) But, if I HAVE to be a little more specific, I like a guy who- 1. Can hold a conversation. Even if it's about nothing important, being able to discuss something interesting until we're both satisfied with the conversation, is good! 2. Is great with sarcasm. For some reason, I've always found sarcasm to be a secret language in humor, not everyone gets it. (Or can present it well.) 3. Can make me laugh. Like, literally leak tears. This kind of goes hand-in-hand with 2, but is equally important. I love to laugh, I love to laugh hard, and if I don't get my daily giggle fit, I get cranky! X3 4. Is a confident intellectual. Now, not the kind of smart that requires you to pull out an Encyclopedia the size of a dining table every time they speak, but- Opinionated! Interested in discussing anything and everything. Tell me something I don't know!! Let me comment on it! I love it when a guy can just give me an odd fact out of nowhere, and I'm like: "Hey, that's amazing! Is it like blah blah blah?" Not having a complete aversion to religious topics is also a lovely turn on. (I think this kind of goes with #1, but I can't stress it enough!) 5. Ya'll trippin'! Chubby guys are wonderful!! They're like big, manly teddy bears who protect you at all costs! Honestly, I think all shapes and sizes of guys are fantastic, but leave the big bros be! X3 (Never really understood the fascination with height, either.) 6. Likes to eat. I looooove food, my man's gotta loooooove food. It's just science! 7. Patient. And very, very, understanding. I'm kind of a....unpredictable person? So, I love it when a guy can be understanding of this fact, and even offers to help me through said spontaneity. (Thank God I have a sweet guy who's the most patient soul in the world~ Love ya, Sean. ) 8. Hairy. Hairy as f*ck. Face-wise, I'm not really finicky about...but everywhere else? Touch a razor around me, and I will END YOU!!! D:< 9. Has a great smile. It's amazing how much a person's smile can say about them..And guy smiles are just....Well, they're the best. X3 10. Respectful, and HONEST. <---This!! I rather it be a hideous truth, than a pretty lie! Life's too short for that, man! Just spit it out! 11. Eeeeh...don't care about clothes, too much. Wear what ya like! As long as it's clean, and not riddled with bullet holes, it's all good. 12. Creative. Love an arty-fartsy guy! Even if not really artsy, always having a project or some sort of creative process going on, is really inspiring! 13. Appreciates good music!! It is a gateway to the wooooooooooorld! Really, Music says what the tongue can't. 14. Is adventurous~ Interpret that anyway you like. Heehee 15. Fairly optimistic. Now, I know we all have bad days... but if your spirit animal is Eeyore, then our personalities probably won't fit well. . Don't be sad bro, be glad!! 16. Dreams~ This speaks for itself, really. 17. Aaaaand last, but not least- is Mature. You'd think this would be a given, but it really isn't these days...Grant it, certain situations bring forth unpredictable circumstances, but when a guy can "hold his own" and keep it together during "those times" it says a lot about him. I don't ask for miracles, just that you try...Besides, I always got your back, 100%! Actually, some of these can actually relate to me. My day just brightened up a bit.
August 16, 201510 yr Actually, some of these can actually relate to me. My day just brightened up a bit. Aww! Glad I could add a little Light to your Sunday.
August 16, 201510 yr 5.(Never really understood the fascination with height, either.)As a guy who's not very tall, not even 6ft (who just finished his lunch as he typed this)... Edited August 16, 201510 yr by MyDixieRect
Just like the title says,