As the title says. Quote things that you never thought you'd ever hear, but you have, or that you'd ever say, but you have. Example:

 

Things I never thought I'd ever say:

 

"Would you two stop drugging me dammit?!"

 

"STOP SUGGESTING ME THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE NEXTFLIX!"

 

"Lady, they drugged me, stripped me naked and threw me into a fighting arena to DIE."

 

Things I never thought I'd ever hear:

 

"Protect me while I tweet Snoop Dog."

 

 

 

Your turn. I'll add more when I remember. Have fun.

 

 

 

 

 

Things I never thought I'd ever say:

 

"Anyone: Do you want more stake?

 

Me: No, thanks."

 

Things I never thought I'd ever hear:

 

"Give me the cigarrete so I can light the lighter."

Back in 2007

KH3 won't be released until 2017 on the ps4,

the characters in the KH2FM secret movie are actually from a prequel,

KH will have time travelling clones

Well, here are a couple of things I've said...

 

"Using her powers, she can make her boobs grow bigger."

 

"Wait, when did he get so hot?"

 

I'll add more if I can remember.

Things I never thought I'd ever say:

 

I already told you I'm not a lesbian mexican.

Edited November 15, 20159 yr by Oli

Things I never thought I'd ever say:

 

"Why are you slapping a monkey?"

"I am Mrs. Nesbit! Do you see the hat?!"

 

Things I never thought I'd ever hear:

 

Trump wins in landslide

Things I never thought I'd ever say:

 

"No I don't want to eat McDonalds."

 

Things I never thought I'd ever hear:

 

"Donald Trump wants to build a wall between America and the USA."

 

"Cloud is coming to Smash"

Things I never thought I'd ever say:

 

"I'm gonna marry my Violin, and we'll have a daughter named Viola"

 

Things I never thought I'd ever hear:

 

"You'd make a great gynecologist"

Edited November 16, 20159 yr by catmaster0116