IDK how but shes got a new one and shes doing a competition where if you respond with a video you'll win a shirt she made

 

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...I almost find this thread more amusing than Jessi herself. cx

 

@Rue: What the hell does Deadpool have to do with this? lol And if you don't like people "hating" her, or if you don't get it, then just leave the thread. :] Problem solved.

so,this si liek that loneygirl thing? it seems to me your all feedign this girl the attention she wants if yall don;t liek her so much then stop watchign crap shes makign...it snot liek jsutin bieiebr where if he wer eh right next to me, I'd have Rho kick him int he balls,and probley get someoen to pull that giant red wood stuck up hsi butt.

 

It's fun to mess with her. Hopefully we can get her dad to start another meme again.

Her dad must create more memes. But for him to be angry enough to do so, we must troll on Jessi Slaughter. Troll I shall, for I do not fear teh cyber policesh.

We also need to hack her computer and replace all her personal files with rick rolls.

 

That will really get the dad steamed.

what woudl deadpool say?

 

He'd take us out for Mexican cuisine and booze for trollin her.

 

I've gotta say I've never seen someone suffering drom GOTIS this much before, if it weren't for the GMA thing I'd say it was staged, or at least it might be now

what would cardcaptor sukura say?

 

 

THats....not the point i was gettign at. I'm saying in this sence of ridlucatign another person you in fac t are beign a bully to her as she is being one t you. Now True,that its actully quite possible for EVERYONE oto get along.

its actully quite possible for EVERYONE oto get along.

 

Not here, it isn't. :]

 

Welcome to the internet, hon. Enjoy your stay.

LOL? she made another one? proof her little break down or w/e is fake.

 

 

@rue

i'd respond to everything your saying, however; i do not speak whatever language it is that you appear to be typing in.

english ahahhaha we all know i suck at grammer. enough of it already, we know thats oen of my flaws like you don't have any? Yes its possible for everyoen to actully get along but since were all dicks there are lots of reasons why most popeple don't get along.

 

 

hon? yeha, sure...of course not on the internet, like real life, no one really seems to like anyone.

what is a popeple? in the case of typos or terrible grammar, i would suggest actually reading what you have written, and going back to correct mistakes. this is in the case that you have a not so great grasp of the written english language, and i do not mean to offend if you are not speaking english at all.

after all, everyone makes mistakes, but sometimes we can correct them.

 

@topic

can someone fill me in on whoever this guy is she just made a video about? i heard he raped her wut? not completely filled in on the whole slaughter saga.

what is a popeple? in the case of typos or terrible grammar, i would suggest actually reading what you have written, and going back to correct mistakes. this is in the case that you have a not so great grasp of the written english language, and i do not mean to offend if you are not speaking english at all.

after all, everyone makes mistakes, but sometimes we can correct them.

 

@topic

can someone fill me in on whoever this guy is she just made a video about? i heard he raped her wut? not completely filled in on the whole slaughter saga.

 

The guy Slaughter's on about is from screamo band called Blood on the Dancefloor that shes obsessed with into and I dont know the whole story but apparently she met them and claims the lead Dahvie raped her[/color]

Alright Cellar I'll try to sum everything up.

 

Jessie Slaughter created a youtube account to vlog as many people do these days. I believe she is only 11 and her videos basically involve swearing (because when your that age and you just discovered swears you think it is cool to swear all the time) and her devotion to this one band she happened to meet in real life. I forget the bands name but it isn't very important.

 

She would also sometimes end her video with the middle finger. The parents seem to be oblivious of what she is doing on the computer making them half the reason why /b/ trolled her. The mother is never seen but heard in the videos. Mostly the later ones were Jessie is crying and begging people to stop. She clearly doesn't know how the internet works as crying on camera will only result in more trolling. The father is known for his you dun goofed rant on camera in the video that caught many people's attention.

 

From what I heard, she somehow became enemies with the band she loved. She came up with this obvious lie that when she met the band in person, all of the members raped her. The band responded by making a song called "You Dun Goofed" which parodies her and her dad's failure.

 

4chan troll assaults are never organized. Most of them, like this attack on Jessie started when one person made a post that probably said she was a great target to troll and so on. After getting hilarious threats from Jessie (her most famous was "Im going to put a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie") it sorta turned into a snowball effect and the whole internet was against her. Some people decided to side with her often claiming the trolls were despicable because they are harassing an 11 year old girl. These people who sided with her usually have not seen or heard of the videos she made before she got trolled which justifies the way she was dealt with.

 

Eventually this caught the attention of the media and Jessie's mother and were interviewed. Using actual cameras instead of crappy webcams. We can clearly see how the mother and father look. The mother is somewhat chubby and has hair that is very messy. The dad has his notorious mustache and thick unibrow. However HD cameras clearly show that he has yellow and crooked teeth.

 

According to the mother, glock threat was heard on TV and that she had no idea Jessie was making these videos showing how bad a parent she is. Jessie and her family stayed at a institute for some time to protect themselves from the death threats they received. Once again, they don't know how the internet works as everyone who actively uses it would know that all death threats on the internet are total bullshit.

 

Jessie went under therapy for a few weeks and was supposed to be banned from using the computer for three months. I forget when this whole thing started but I think she violated that deal showing even more proof she has awful parents.

 

Youtube, being the killjoys that they are, decided to delete Jessie's channel and her videos. Thankfully people have saved these videos on their computers and many have been reposted and remixed on youtube. And now we have her new channel. /b/ is supposedly going to lay low for now until she does something they can get lots of lulz out of.

 

Glossary

Just because some people don't know some things im saying.

 

Glock: An Austrian pistol. Recognized by its square, blocky appearance. It is the preferred sidearm of many armies, special forces, and police forces. It is very famous for a fully automatic variant.

 

4chan: An image board with many topics which are mostly anime and hentai related. Over time more topics have been added. The most famous is /b/ the random image board.

 

/b/: This is the random board of 4chan and is ground zero of internet memes. Basically, almost every single internet meme was started on /b/. /b/ is also famous for it's troll raids and gruesome images.

 

vlog: A shortened version of video log combined. Vlog's often involve people talking about crap no one really cares about yet they are very successful on youtube.

 

lulz: basically lolz with a "u" instead of an "o". people troll for various reasons however they all troll for the lulz. Protip, no matter what you did, if you say "I did it for the lulz" you will be pardoned of all negative consequences for what you did.

lulz: basically lolz with a "u" instead of an "o". people troll for various reasons however they all troll for the lulz. Protip' date=' no matter what you did, if you say "I did it for the lulz" you will be pardoned of all negative consequences for what you did.[/quote']

^^This

can someone fill me in on whoever this guy is she just made a video about? i heard he raped her wut? not completely filled in on the whole slaughter saga.

IIRC she claimed she had sex with some guy in a emo/punk band

 

I want more of her dad. D:

He's epic, she's just annoying.

 

 

Speaking of Jessi, I'm waiting to hear about South Park doing an episode based off of this whole ordeal.

South Park is in on this? Seee, I still still don;t really understand nor care abotu this girl.

 

 

 

these are awesome, lol

 

'if you equip her with a glock, she can make brain slushies'

 

 

Best freakin Yu-Gi-Oh card ever.

 

But yeah.....Jesse Slaughter ._.

 

She has a Twitter now, Trololololol.

ABSOLUTELY FREAKING NOT.

Of coruse I can;t spell. I totally suck at it. jsut cuase your acting like a bully (in my humble oppion) doesn;t mean for you to blantly fret around

Its my honest opinion and a criticism accept it, haven't you noticed other users telling you, your posts are incoherent? which is breaking the rules.

I honestly can't believe her parents are letting her go online again!

But .. if you think about it, her dad doesn't seem to be too clever either.

But well ... I think 4Chan will do something about this, they always do

I doubt they will. /b/ has a short attention span. The trolling she is going to get is going to be from newfags who are just doing it because everyone else is.

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Billy Mays puts in a special guest appearance

I already trolled twice on this video. I dislike her a lot.

 

Plus, I want to see Billy Mays yell at us using horrible grammar again 8D

 

Billy mays is dead bro

I know he's dead, but Jesse Slaughter's dad is referred to as Billy Mays, due to his uncanny resemblance to him.