Use a house key and swing it around like a keyblade

When your catch phrase is "As if"

When "get on the hydra's back" Is a everyday line for you.

You call three of your friends Hayner, Pence, and Olette.

 

Whenever you get hurt you attempt to cast curaga

 

upon realizing you can't cast curaga you claim that you are low on MP

 

you go through three bottles of hairgel a day.

 

you dress like a clown everyday

 

you wear a black cloak everyday

 

you refer to the space shuttle as a gummi ship

 

you attempt to use a guitar (or sitar) as a weapon

 

after being arrested for clubbing people with your guitar (or sitar) you scream "Dance water Dance!" as the police car passes a lake in an attempt to free yourself

 

when people threaten you with death you claim that your heartless or nobody will just destroy the person threatening you

 

you think gravity doesn't effect you and you try to run straight up a skyscraper

When you die your hair red and go to the beach everyday waiting for someone named Sora to fall from the sky.

(Stardustblade is taking all the good ones) When you wear the same outfit every day

 

When you go searching for a big white door

 

When you wear shose 5 times you foot size

You create a keyblade using plastic spoons and tape.

Which I have done.

NOBODY KNEW WHAT IT WAS FFF

When you ignore a hot girl to go crying over a guy.

When you go to Disney and confuse guys dressed up as Donald and Goffy for the real thing and ask them."Hey guys!Where's Sora?I thought that you three were suppouse to be fighting heartless."

(I did this once and they just steared at me for 5 minutes.)

You use cards as a weapon

When you wear a long black coat everywhere claiming your name is Roxas

When you go to the zoo and look at the lion cage to see if you see a lion with a crown necklace.A.K.A,Sora in the pride lands.

When you ask for a pet turtle crossed with a dog

When you put the movie the little mermaid over and over and over again until you find Sora,Donlad and Gorry singing and daancing in the backround.

When you walk into the middle of nowhere and see keyblades in the groud all over..

When you go to the Peter Pan ride on Disney and search for the Sora,Donald and Goofy figures.

when you moderate a kingdom hearts site.

when you kill donald and goofy trying to get into final form.

When you sleep with a cardboard keyblade because you think that heartless are after your heart.

When you see previews of the new Tron movie and all you think about is playing in the Tron world.

When you see previews of the new Tron movie and all you think about is playing in the Tron world.

 

I do!!!!! lol When you have awesome shoes!!!

When your clothes turn into armor

When you swear you saw Sora in a corner fighting Malificent in the Fantasmic show along with Mickey.

When you've posted in this thread to begin with.

When you write loads of summaries upon summaries of Kingdom Hearts Characters and Games

When you know the storyline form head to bottom without playing all of the games.

^Yep that's me

When you think everyone with dark skin is evil of some form of Xehanort (to far?)