Liraxus

9 OH GOD

[align=center]"Maybe he isn't coming?" "Shut it! You know he is always late for meetings!" "Actually, he should be here in 2 minutes." "And what makes you think that?!" "Charr, my good chap, i calculated by how long he was late for the past 8 days." "Smartass..." "HEY! I'M HERE!" A kid ran down nearby steps into a cave-like room, with a giant hole in the middle filled with darkness. Suddenly, 5 beings emerged. On to far right was Charr, a cocky man who isn't afraid of anything. He represents power in Darkness. Next to him was a red-head girl name Elisa, she may look sweet but can be a handful. She represents the depth of darkness. On the far left, was stalk, he rarely talks and not much is known about him. He represents the fear in Darkness. Next to him, is skee, he is a smart and clever man who can solve any question. H represents the feeling of darkness. And in the middle, was a man with a black beard with darkness flowing from it. His name, was Shadow, the controller, and creator of darkness. And finally, the little boy from earlier, Xephes, he is the guardian of planet Shadense, birthplace of darkness. "Finally!", Scarr said. "Ok, settle down everyone. What is the word?" Everyone in the room said "Hex". "Ok, no spies. Now, Xephes, you are aware that the darkness on earth has been dissapearing?" Said Shadow. "Ya! Its been pissin' around with Shadense' ecosystem." Shadow opened up a screen, showing a boy with spiky brown hair, killing weird, dark creatures. "This child has been destroying darkness in the Milky way Galaxy!" "Ya want me to kill him?" Xephes quickly pulled out a buster sword with dark veins flowing on it. "No! Reason with him and make sure he stops destroying Darkness!" Shadow said. "Ok, i'll get over their and make him stop it." Xephes quickly replied.[/align]

*Holding Checkbook* your NOT getting my 20 million

FUUUUUU- Git back down dere!

Me: Hello hellfire.(10:57pm) Me: May i ask you to turn around and bend over?(10:58pm) HellFire1730: No.(10:58pm) Me: Fine.(10:58pm) Me: BANZAAAAAAAAI(10:59pm) Me: *grabs Rocket Launcher*(10:59pm) HellFire1730: O SHEET(10:59pm) Me: DAAAAI(11:00pm) Me: *fires the Rocket launcher rapidly at Hellfire*(11:00pm) HellFire1730: NEVAAA(11:00pm) Me: SILLY HELLFIRE(11:00pm) HellFire1730: -hides-(11:00pm) Me: THESE ROCKETS CAN KICK YOUR ASS(11:00pm) Me: FOR THEY ARE MADE OF SATANS ASS HAIRS!(11:01pm) Me: DAAAAAUI(11:01pm) HellFire1730: O.o(11:01pm) Me: *fires rocket launcher and the Rocket redirects itself at Hellfire*(11:01pm) Me: *it hits Hellfire*(11:01pm) HellFire1730: -yet,.i survive-(11:02pm) Me: *walks up to Hellfire*(11:02pm) Me: NEVER RAPE ANOTHR GIRL ON KH13 AGAIN(11:02pm) Me: OR SO HELP ME(11:02pm) Me: I WILL SLIT YOUR NECK(11:02pm) Me: AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE!(11:02pm) Me: GOT THAT?!(11:02pm) HellFire1730: I cannot promise that(11:03pm) Me: THEN YOU MUST DIE!(11:04pm) Me: *slits Hellfires neck*(11:05pm) Me: *stomps on his head*(11:05pm) Me: *Fires rocket launcher insanely at him*(11:05pm) Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE(11:05pm) HellFire1730: I AM INVINCIBLE 8D(11:05pm) HellFire1730: I FEEL NO PAIN AT ALL(11:05pm) Me: then i must trap you(11:06pm) Me: for life(11:06pm) Me: *throws you down a chute and for each milicentimeter, and stainless steel door that will shock you locks itself*(11:07pm) Me: *you land in a small room with a hot girl*(11:07pm) HellFire1730: o.o...why hallo thar(11:08pm) Me: AND STAY DOWN THEIR!(11:08pm) Me: *Smashes last door shut* See? I can be nice at times!

Mom?! Where is my Portal gun?!

The perfect replacement for string. 8D

Pedo Bear. Durr. I SAY A BROWN LITTLE TIGER WITH SPIKY HAIR!

holding a Lexicon. HAH!

28-Don't spam GODDAMN LIMIT ATTACKS.Piss off Xigbar. 29-If you have a X in your name, prepare to be killed by a 15 year old holding a key.

You bastard. D8<

KNUCKING FIVES!

I would be class idiot.

Only Jenyflo and Hinako are allowed under mah bed. Back off Fags >83

Your not going under my bed.

If it was in Waterdam, i'm kicking your ass.

Maaaybe i shouldn't have posted this.

wut now.

Kaiso is already in my harem, betch BUUUUURNED

She lives under my bed, and steals my boxers. I cannot go down their, unless i am giving her Ramen. She has a Widescreen with an XBOX down their. And i am not 100% sure, but i believe i am going to get raped tonight. I do not know what to think of this. Me: Hey Jenny(3:13pm) jenyflo5483: hellooo.(3:14pm) Me: I have a minor question(3:14pm) Me: Do you live under my bed still?(3:14pm) jenyflo5483: yup : D(3:14pm) jenyflo5483: it's still pretty comfy down here(3:14pm) jenyflo5483: kinda stuffy though lol.(3:14pm) Me: oh(3:14pm) Me: well i checked my Drawer, and notice some of my Underwear is missing(3:15pm) Me: are you stealing my underwear T_T(3:15pm) jenyflo5483: yes(3:15pm) jenyflo5483: i can't help myself...(3:15pm) Me: O_O(3:15pm) Me: *locks Drawers*(3:15pm) jenyflo5483: good thing you like bozers(3:15pm) jenyflo5483: boxers*(3:15pm) jenyflo5483: NOO D:(3:16pm) Me: I'm going down their(3:16pm) Me: *Crawls under bed and looks for Boxers*(3:16pm) Me: Holy-(3:16pm) jenyflo5483: yayyy<3333(3:16pm) Me: you have a Widescreen down here?!(3:17pm) jenyflo5483: very cotton-y.(3:17pm) jenyflo5483: well duh. how else do you expect me to get entertained besides having your boxers |:(3:17pm) Me: Hmph(3:18pm) Me: whats next(3:18pm) jenyflo5483: err(3:18pm) jenyflo5483: i failed to mention i also brought my xbox down here...(3:18pm) Me: ...(3:19pm) Me: XBOX?!(3:19pm) Me: *turns it on*(3:19pm) Me: if this thing has Left 4 dead in it(3:19pm) Me: i officially love you.(3:19pm) jenyflo5483: LEFT 4 DEAD HELL YES(3:19pm) jenyflo5483: lulz i love that ga,e(3:19pm) jenyflo5483: game*(3:20pm) Me: I LOVE YOU(3:20pm) Me: *hugs jenny*(3:20pm) jenyflo5483: (3:20pm) jenyflo5483: /hugs back <3(3:20pm) Me: I can now officially get used to you living under my bed(3:20pm) jenyflo5483: yay : D now get back in the kitchen where you belong. |:<(3:21pm) Me: I can't stay down here?! D:(3:21pm) jenyflo5483: LOL(3:21pm) jenyflo5483: of course(3:21pm) jenyflo5483: but i want ramen noodles(3:22pm) Me: OH(3:22pm) Me: *puts on chef hat*(3:22pm) Me: i r cheffeh(3:22pm) jenyflo5483: LMFAOOO.(3:22pm) jenyflo5483: i like chicken flavored ramen <3(3:22pm) Me: OK(3:22pm) Me: *crawls out of bed and runs into Kitchen*(3:23pm) jenyflo5483: lol <3(3:23pm) Me: *half an hour later*(3:24pm) Me: *comes back with 2 ramens*(3:24pm) Me: here is your cihcken ramen(3:24pm) Me: and i made one for me to feed mahself(3:24pm) Me: Cause i liek Pickle Flavored Ramen bettah(3:24pm) jenyflo5483: (3:25pm) jenyflo5483: pickle flavored o_o?(3:25pm) jenyflo5483: never heard of it(3:25pm) Me: Uh(3:25pm) jenyflo5483: but sounds rather...appetizing (3:25pm) Me: its a little thing i made up(3:25pm) Me: since i love sour food(3:25pm) Me: Just shoves pickle slices in a ramen(3:25pm) jenyflo5483: LOOOL(3:25pm) Me: *Jumps on top of bed*(3:26pm) Me: And another question.(3:26pm) Me: Do you...(3:26pm) Me: rape me at night? O_O(3:26pm) Me: When im asleep?(3:26pm) jenyflo5483: well that sounds even more appetizing (3:26pm) Me: Please don't(3:27pm) Me: If you don't(3:27pm) Me: *unlocks Drawer*(3:27pm) Me: you can do whatever the hell ya want in my room(3:27pm) Me: ok?(3:31pm) Me: Jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen(3:34pm) Me: jen She never replied D: Discuss.

I aproove this Gun shootin'.

SILLY MOD IS SILLY.

Or let me kick yo asseh.