Eterna

Psh, i'd never take you away from the ladies completely, that would be utterly cruel!!

Do not wait, live, but live knowing you are noticed.

You took the path I set you upon, you finally embraced your destiny. I am so proud. This must be how Derek feels when I do laundry.

I remember you being much more resistant to my uncalled for sexual advances. I'm not shocked though, I predicted this would occur.

For but a moment, only to inevitably leave again with an explosion of glitter!

Yes it's me, now open yourself and let my internet essence fill you!

I never left! I've just been watching!

You should have thrown them a deal sheet for a new mattress.

Don't worry Roxsox, I never truly left. I will always be with you, watching over you. Watching your bum more specifically.

It's been three years. They're dry now.

What I have too......http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznst67AL51qlb8pe.gif

I bought them that damn dog for a reason!

When I get a headache I take 2 or 3 asprins and keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.

I wasn't ready to brush my teeth!

It came out too fast, I couldn't force it back in.