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A kid at my school figured out that sometimes if you translate everything to japanese or swedish or something using google translate you can get passed blocks.

I think you put a dot where there should be a comma. You said we have 10 members.

Just curious, are your earlobes a foot lower than they should be, or are your nipples a foot higher than they should be?

I used to watch that when I was about 5, but then it got cancelled.

That makes you the next Webster. If you can invent time-travel, you're the next Einstein.

I think you just described kh13 as some kind of creepy web of stalkers.

My soda is beatboxing.

I sat at the computer and refreshed youtube over and over waiting for a video to be uploaded because I was bored. The first thing I did in 2012 was watch this:

Well, I was stalking fredfredbug4, but I got bored because he wouldn't shut up about politics. You're much more fun to stalk. You don't talk about politics at all. *They're

Happy birthday to everybody who was to lazy to give their actual birthday, yet not too lazy to enter a birthday.

I think I should get the award for best wall of text because this one time, when I was camping with my extended family, we found an old fish-cleaning house in the woods. My 7-year-old cousin claims that he saw the words "go away" written on the walls in blood, but he obviously didn't. We started calling the fish-cleaning house a hobo-hut, because we didn't know it was a fish-cleaning house. One of my cousins found an old 2-liter bottle that once contained beer or something and started walking around with the bottle proclaiming that he had a big bottle. Does anybody know what would happen if a car made of diamonds ran into a wall made of diamonds at a high speed? I think it would cause an explosion, but I'm not sure. It would be so cool if somebody invented shoes that emitted bacon when you yell "BACON!!!" really loudly. Would it be possible to actually make a wall out of text? I guess if you took a bunch of books and got all the ink out and then dried the ink so it was like a really big wall it could be considered a wall of text. This one time, I saw a picture of a lizard eating another lizard and I was all like "Yo dawg I heard ya like lizards..." I think I should also win all the other awards because I'm just awesome like that. When I was 6, I thought that there was an invisible person living in the hallway next to my bedroom. I was afraid to go into my bedroom because I didn't want the invisible person to eat me. There wasn't really an invisible person, but I thought there was. The science channel is full of dirty rotten liars. They said if I were to run into a wall like 2 billion times, I would go through the wall, but I ran into my bedroom wall like a bajillion times and not once did I gain the ability to walk through walls.iieeoueoeoieeeaaeeiiiouooii f wr t pt th vwls frm ths sntnc ll t th bgnnng t wld lk lk ths. Translated, thats "If I were to put the vowels from this sentence all at the beginning it would look like this." Vowels are important. And in conclusion, even if there WAS a 4-dimensional dragon living in the pacific ocean, it would just look like a regular dragon to us because we don't have 3 eyes. Isn't this a great wall of text?

If somebody else invents time travel, I'm going to buy their time machine then go back to the past and pretend to have invented time travel.

By that logic, Chicago is on an entirely different planet that's one hour ahead of earth.

non-USA military operations from the years 2020-3000.I'll get him to give me a bunch of science journals and books full of info about the plans of anybody America gets into a war with. Then, I'll go back to the present and make a ton of money selling enemy intelligence to the US military and 3,000 years worth of scientific research to NASA or somebody.

If I invent time travel, I'm going to go to the year 3764. I'm not going to tell anybody about my time machine until 3764, so that nobody will know that time travel was invented before that. I'm going to tell the people from 3764 that I'm from the year 3943. I'm going to convince whoever the president of the world is(assuming we have a world government by then) that I'm him from the future, then tell him that in the future, I lost all records of scientific research and...

Well, I was gonna wish everybody a happy 2012, but the post would still be around for every year after that. I could choose any year I wanted, and it would still be important for the exact same amount of time. Have a great 3764 everybody!

You got these from 9gag!? I am disappoint.

Happy old year!!! 1873

KHIII, because KHIII doesn't exist.

Now if you don't know how to use skype, you're literally stupider than an ape. http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/111143-orangutans-to-skype-between-zoos-with-ipads

Should I be concerned about that?

3 stalkers? I'm so jelly.

An AK-47 duct-taped to a keyblade. I've been playing uncharted 3 and KH a lot.

I think fredfredbug4 has a signature that says "96% of teens won't come up with an original signature. Paste this into your signature if you're the 4% who will."

We need a like button for statuses. Now.