pokebobhearts

Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers

You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Omg this whole time i thought i was eating a delicious treat but it was just a number pie or pi choose urz....

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was awesome"

aww, ur avy looks cute and creepy

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus

Truthfully I don't care about what you think anymore

I just fell down three steps and stepped in a puddle outside.... Yah!!!!!!!!!!! I'm that amazing

Sweetheart, I would love to punch you in the face, but Honestly, I wouldn't know which one to punch first, you are that 2 faced

I'm sorry for the "mean" joke i pulled but y don't you just say what's actually hurting you?

I'm making a chicken so you can eat it.... Do you love me now???

I post quite a bit don't i

I Degrassi

It's true that my words hurt but yours are like scorpions waiting to spew their venom on me...

Sometimes u have to burn a b**** to learn how to let go.. Don't get it?

I LOVE NARUTO!!!!! And no matter what ppl say it is an awesome anime/manga