I would click help and it might appear:
"We are sorry to inform you that are Keyblade Master is busy.Would you like to call him"
Me: Yes please
K.M.:Eraqus speaking what do you need?
Me:Well,I was calling to see if...YOU CAN FIX MY DAMMED COMPUTER THAT IS BEING FILLED WITH HEARTLESS AND IS GOING TO DESTROY MY SPANISH PROJECT! *Hangs up* stupid old man...
*appears from screen*
Eraqus:Who your calling old man?!
Me: Aaaah! Dad get the shotgun a freaky old man came out of my computer!
Dad:Yeah,yeah thats very nice Javier.
Me: D: