Zola

Very floaty

I hadn't played ssb for a few weeks since Min Min was released, and lemme just say that unexpected range was distressing as a Ness on an omega stage.

Despite everything, this site still haunts me with the same lawn care ad

Anyone here play Splatoon 2? I got a download code for an outfit that I’ll most likely never use, as I do not have the splatoonz. Someone might as well use it.

I got this in the basket

I won April Fools Day aw yis

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg

Oh dear

Hahah the bot response is gone.

The answer we deserved, but not the one we needed.

Does dial up Internet still exist

I am a pirate

I haz steam app owo

It’d be easier if I had a c o m p u t e r

The floor is lava

I’m pretty sure one of my coworkers is secretly a member of the Yiga Clan because someone keeps leaving out free bananas and today they took it to the next level and left banana bread.

Wot didja say?

I AM ALSO DISPLEASED Blame my work schedule. Thank you for being annoyed. I love you guys. ;-;

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

IIIIT’s DAAAAT WIZZZAAARRD

Ohai

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi

Songs involving music boxes are either really nice or really creepy and there’s no in between as far as I can tell

3D is the only one I picked up but never finished, so yeah.

GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK