Zola

Power Metal = Life

Health bots want you to be healthy

Might I suggest a 75/25 good-ish ratio

Fight me

And whistling the song you wrote for your horse

White chocolate is to chocolate as american cheese is to cheddar

Underwear and a torch +3 for style

Last night I dreamt that I was a superhero and after every fight I would go to burger king for some chicken nuggets and there was this one employee who was always working when I went and we always did finger guns at each other. It was great.

Perfect. >:}

And because you found all the shrines, you can fight him in booty shorts. DO IT.

Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last that long.

Yeah probably just a status effect or something

I am incredibly displeased with Crest Pro-Health™ mouthwash right now.

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMO

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Heh heh." - Old dude from Zelda wild breath

He died. ;-;

If you hedgehogs would just take your meds like good little cactus mice this wouldn't be a problem. (Am I still a honorary hedgehog because that is very important to me)

Looks like I've put off the inevitable hedgehog apocalypse for another day, then.

Force feeding a grumpy hedgehog is no easy task

You are absolutely right

Is The Name of the Wind as good as everyone says it is?

HOW DID I FORGET

YOU JUST REMINDED ME ABOUT HOW MAD I STILL AM ABOUT LAVITZ

O~O