Gambler'sApprentice

My computer died, and HP has the 2nd worst customer support on the planet.

?IX=Demyx X=Luxord and mathematically IX=9 X=10 Ergo, Luxord > Demyx.

I thought Sora's dreamwas everything from his arrival on the stained-glass platform onwards. The rest was just a hyper-symbolic intro.

BBS ends with everyone calling out for Sora, and being hopefull. Days ends with Riku turned into Ansem, Xion lost with no memories of her, the Organization still up to shenanigans, and Roxas going to be broken and stuffed in Sora. Days is sadder.

Like Shikamaru, but less entertaining.

Despite his serious inability to understand X>IX I like him.

From the shooting stars in Rea;m of Departure, to Apprentice Xehanort coming to. Why isn't Riku the protagonist?

Granted, but the a bird flies in, destroying your nothing. I wish for a scissor.

I am delighted. Because he beat Xehanort in an arm-wrestling contest, and so Xehanort had to give him his second keyblade. Why doesn't Sora make a Keyblade glider?

Granted but it's bologna and cream-cheese flavor. I wish for a Carrot of Throwing.

Gravitational atraction to your computer is too strong to escape. What are the chances Planet of the Apes will be a world in KH?

Granted, but you're shipped off world to an alien penal colony, and can never see her again. I wish for a malt. And a cheeseburger. And some french-fries. With ketchup. A glass of rootbeer too. And a jukebox. And another cheesburger. And make those fries chili-cheese fries. With onions. And do you have garlic? Let's have garlic on the fries.

Please. Luxord Doesn't condone/actively encourage genocide and Ever lose. Even when you think you've won, you've lost. Because Roxas has one, and thier hearts are connected. Dumb question. Who decided the best word for a barrier between worlds was gummi?

Granted. EYou are denied a powercord. I wish for an alien friend.

He had the white rabbit set up his schedule. Why does DiZ get to appear in 5 games, and Luxord only 2?

Granted, but it's like Disney Castle in KH I. You can see it, but can't visit. I wish for a blanket, or for the temperature to increase.

She just gets agitated when wearing black. Why does Hades keep forgetting about Keyblades?

Granted, but it overheats and melts your 3DS I wish for a Keyblade.

Granted, you may now speed up time by +/- .02 milliseconds. I wish for an hourglass.

He is, he's Xehanort's older, more evil brother. He was banished to the world of Minecraft for his sins. Why dows Namine like to draw?

Fine, All war on Mars has ceased. I wish for a wish refund.

AWhy are they counting Stark's cars? Thats not part of being Iron Man.

Someone told him spiders lay eggs in long hair, and he paniced and cut it. How do you get to the top of Twilight Town's clocktower?

Granted, but you only have no charge cord. I wish for a bookstore I canget all my books for free from.

Granted, but water now burns your skin. I wish for food.