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  1. JJForever
    I have multiple selves. I am a pickle, and also a badass genius dude who fights demons, to name but a couple variations of my true self. I am infinite.
  2. JJForever
    Something about the thought of being carved into the shape of a Keyblade doesn't really float my boat. No no, this journey will require much more careful planning. I will thank you though, for caring about my well being. No one ever cares about a pickle.
  3. JJForever
    Ah, but what you used your devastating attack on was only a mere prototype replica of my true self. *The real me appears, drifting towards land from the clouds*All your efforts shall be in vain. You cannot hope to defeat me, and live yourself. This is because... I am you.To destroy me would be to destroy yourself. Even then, the power radiating through my ashes would reincarnate me, bringing about a second birth of my radiance. You see... I cannot be defeated. Your ignorance has cost you this battle, demon. *Snaps fingers, and immediately destroys all of your minions* I will admit, your attempts to eat my soul were flattering really. Even so, it was all for not. *Thrusts my hand into your chest, gripping your heart and ripping it out of your body*Humph, the weak heart of a soul craving demon. How cute.*Crushes your heart in my hand and reduces it to nothing* Now, as for the rest of you. *Summons a glowing red katana*This is the end, Demon.*Thrusts it into you, ending your very existence*
  4. JJForever
    ...And so I am doomed to be forever in constant fear of being eaten. I must devise a plan. I must escape from this pickle prison. I must... Redeem my once glorious self, or all will be lost. This is my story. This... Is the story of the pickle. *Title screen appears*
  5. JJForever
    *Round house kicks the galaxy back to where it came from*I see my banana did not phase you. Alright you foul beast, prepare to witness death itself!*Shoots a multitude of grapes at you from the other hand*May you find salvation, demon!
  6. JJForever
    I don't know how it happend... I didn't touch the quote text. It does that sometimes for me... I don't if it's because i'm on the mobile version or what. Ahem, anyways, *Punches the fire in the face* "Aha! You cannot hope to destroy me with your petty fire. Allow me to show you true power. *Shoots a razor sharp banana at you from my hand* "Prepare yourself, demon!" Anything but a jar! I'm allergic to jars!*Turns into a pickle* "Dammit"
  7. JJForever
    I have seen to it that your Riku plushie be sent to my residence instead of yours. I'm afraid you will not get it. I am sorry. *Prepares self to be wiped from existence by DawnStar*
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  9. JJForever
    Well... That's fine but can we at least share it?
  10. JJForever
    I'm not confused, I know the purpose of this thread. Quoting people to my advantage seemed like a good idea, instead of saying random things in reply to no one. That could just be me though.By the way, what's a Monobear?
  11. JJForever
    I FORBID IT! KAMEHAMEHA!
  12. JJForever
    HAMBURGERS
  13. JJForever
    Maybe. It was either question your logic or say something original. Your post, which I have quoted, has allowed me to win. You have and will hopefully continue to fuel my victory. Never trust your opponents.
  14. JJForever
    Of course theirs a show labeled "I didn't know I was pregnant"... AMERICA!
  15. JJForever
    Your saying i'll just wake up one day and my limbs will be nowhere to be found, they will have just "disappeared?" ...Or that one day i'll be having a merry happy typing time and my fingers will... Fall off? Seems legit. Good thing I have my anti-finger-fall-off gloves.
  16. JJForever
    Courage the Cowardly Dog used to scare me as a kid when I watched it alone in the dark. Which is funny because I watched The Exorsist, Candy Man, a few of the Nightmare on Elm Streets and Friday the 13th with my brother as a kid without problem.
  17. JJForever
    What's a KH3?
  18. JJForever
    You done smoked yourself stupid.
  19. JJForever
    Two words: Temple Run
  20. JJForever
    Lmao. Awesome.
  21. JJForever
    My nipples say hello.
  22. JJForever
    Zack and Miri make a porno
  23. JJForever
    Caaaannn you feel the love tonigghtt
  24. JJForever
    ...Becauss the second one is obviously the best, lol.
  25. JJForever
    *Runs from hoards of zombie looking things scared shitless" Yeah, go ahead. Pop your bubbles.
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