fire engines have eight wheels and four people. four plus eight equals twelve. there are twelve inches on a ruler. a ruler of england was queen elizabeth. a ship named queen elizabeth sails the seas. seas have fish and fish have fins. the fins fought the russians and the russians are red.

 

 

so in conclusion, fire engines are red because they're always rushin'.

They are red because sexy Cella says they are. 8D /brick'd

This always annoyed me when that one girl in my class said it.

@demmzeekinz

lololol. no theyre red cuz demmy said cella said... nvm thats too complicated for cella. /shot 8D...

 

@venny

i just heard it for the first time from huw stephens the other day, so idk youre pain. if it was said to me frequently id prolly get pretty pissed annoyed too. as a first time, i think its genius 8D and now i kinda sound like im a virgin being touched for the very first time.

I just thought that it was because red's an important character.

EDIT: I meant color, not character. :'D

I thought that it was because that fire was red, thus fire engines were red :'D

No, its so they can be easily seen from a distance and are easier to see at night.

sadly all of you are wrong. its actually because fire engines have eight wheels and four people. four plus eight equals twelve. there are twelve inches on a ruler. a ruler of england was queen elizabeth. a ship named queen elizabeth sails the seas. seas have fish and fish have fins. the fins fought the russians and the russians are red. and fire engines are always rushin', as i said before.

 

so now you know. (:

 

/shot

and now i kinda sound like im a virgin being touched for the very first time.

 

Cella is a virgin?

/shotshot

I KID

 

Fire engines are red because they just are.

I thought they were red because red was a bad ass color.

So when people see a fire truck rollin down the street, they would have to go, "OH SHIT, LEMME MOVE OUT OF THE WAY".

lol i c wut you did thar celler dorr

Lololololol. Rushin. igetiiiit.

Fire engines can be green.