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i am sure we have all wanted the $300 steel keyblade. the question is, what the hell do you do with it once you get it? other than a costume prop?

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I would admire it for a while everyday.Then maybe after school I would practice using it incase of an emergency.(you never know what can happen.xD)Then I would use it to fight agaisnt my sister.And maybe I will bring it to school and fight with my friend and maybe get interrogated by the teachers of why am I carrying a ginat over sized key around the school.

I would stare at it for a couple hours then swing it around for a couple hours (soooo entertaining xD) then I would walk up to one of my friends and poke then with it repeatingly saying "I got a Keyblade and you don't! I got a Keyblade and you don't!!" (it would torture at least 2 of my friends from envy and the rest of them would ask what a Keyblade was then just be annoyed XDD)

AND anytime my dad says "... and then a murder..." whenever he talks about me being home alone or outside after dark I could just hold out the Keyblade and say "I think they would be in more danger!" XDDD give me a weapon then all shall fear meh!!!

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when it comes to an emergency, nothing beats a sledgehammer. or a shotgun.

I would use it to rape people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding. I have one in my room for spiffy-cool-looking-ness.

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could you imagine getting raped by someone with a keyblade? how could a girl rape someone anyway?

Oh it happens ALL the time. Girls can rape guys easily.

 

I would also use the keyblade as a spatula to cook krabby patties with.

could you imagine getting raped by someone with a keyblade? how could a girl rape someone anyway?

 

She can shove Viagra down the guy's throat and then use chloroform to knock him out.

 

 

 

You asked...

 

could you imagine getting raped by someone with a keyblade? how could a girl rape someone anyway?

 

She can shove Viagra down the guy's throat and then use chloroform to knock him out.

 

 

 

You asked...

 

Wow, you seem so sure about that, it's almost as if you've done it to someone before.....

 

WAIT, I JUST REALISED THAT YOU ARE A GUY, that means that it must have happened to you /shot :P

 

 

But another question, how could a girl rape another girl?

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firestorm, some questions are better left unanswered, mainly cuz i don't know the answer. but maybe the use of a strap-on? if that was a little out of line, feel free to tell me to change it.

firestorm, some questions are better left unanswered, mainly cuz i don't know the answer. but maybe the use of a strap-on? if that was a little out of line, feel free to tell me to change it.

 

Not out of line! Quite a practical use. XDD Haha.

 

But I think the most practical use would be to use it by being a superhero. How? When millions of people get locked out of their cars - you can open the doors for them. ^^

I would only buy it if i had money to throw around...and if it had an actual blade on in (i dont want a steel keyblade that all you can do is bludgon someone to death with; i want a sword not a peice of Otaku crapola)---and i would hang it on the wall and sometimes take it down to swing it around and take it to conventions(since if had my own money to throw around i would be able to go to conventions) and shizz like that

 

 

but i would mostly want something cool to pass it down to my younguns.......just hoping that they don't commit any crimes with it........ehehe....

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I would only buy it if i had money to throw around...and if it had an actual blade on in (i dont want a steel keyblade that all you can do is bludgon someone to death with; i want a sword not a peice of Otaku crapola)---and i would hang it on the wall and sometimes take it down to swing it around and take it to conventions(since if had my own money to throw around i would be able to go to conventions) and shizz like that

 

 

but i would mostly want something cool to pass it down to my younguns.......just hoping that they don't commit any crimes with it........ehehe....

 

I was thinking i'd make one with poket knive blades welded to it, that'd leave a mark

 

HAHA! YOU HAS NO MONEEYZZZ!!!

 

 

could you imagine getting raped by someone with a keyblade? how could a girl rape someone anyway?

 

She can shove Viagra down the guy's throat and then use chloroform to knock him out.

 

 

 

You asked...

 

Wow, you seem so sure about that, it's almost as if you've done it to someone before.....

 

WAIT, I JUST REALISED THAT YOU ARE A GUY, that means that it must have happened to you /shot :P

 

 

But another question, how could a girl rape another girl?

 

 

That never happened to me. I just know many facts of life.

 

A girl raping another girl is very easy to describe, it will also get me banned.

 

 

Back on topic...

 

A great use for the keyblade is that you can unlock all doors and things with locks. So you only need to carry around one over sized key. And since you can summon it at will, it doesn't take up space and it can't get lost.

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LOL, I just found out they have Keyblades at my local Gametraders, for $100, so it's awesome, and i might actually buy one, if i didn't have to catch a train home, since catching a "Cityrail" train, with a giant key might look a little weird, and it would be kinda hard to explain to the Security guards..... (The day i get a car for myself i am getting that keyblade ^_^)

 

and Chaosx, looking at the rest of this thread, it isn't that out of line since this thread has turned into some weird thread about creepy things that i want to ask, but don't want answered.......

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Try to get one off of Amazon

LOL, I just found out they have Keyblades at my local Gametraders, for $100, so it's awesome, and i might actually buy one, if i didn't have to catch a train home, since catching a "Cityrail" train, with a giant key might look a little weird, and it would be kinda hard to explain to the Security guards..... (The day i get a car for myself i am getting that keyblade ^_^)

 

and Chaosx, looking at the rest of this thread, it isn't that out of line since this thread has turned into some weird thread about creepy things that i want to ask, but don't want answered.......

 

its not weird atall to bring a giant oversized key on a train in fact i brought my two oversized keys on the train and got questioned nothing : D

 

 

 

could you imagine getting raped by someone with a keyblade? how could a girl rape someone anyway?

 

She can shove Viagra down the guy's throat and then use chloroform to knock him out.

 

 

 

You asked...

 

Wow, you seem so sure about that, it's almost as if you've done it to someone before.....

 

WAIT, I JUST REALISED THAT YOU ARE A GUY, that means that it must have happened to you /shot :P

 

 

But another question, how could a girl rape another girl?

 

 

That never happened to me. I just know many facts of life.

 

A girl raping another girl is very easy to describe, it will also get me banned.

 

 

Back on topic...

 

A great use for the keyblade is that you can unlock all doors and things with locks. So you only need to carry around one over sized key. And since you can summon it at will, it doesn't take up space and it can't get lost.

 

I think the guy who made this thread was talking about a keyblade you buy off ebay or amazon. Not an actual Keyblade that you can summon and not one that actually unlocks any door.

I could use it to hit my friend over the head in Lit. class. But I don't really think that counts as a "practical" use...
You could use it for cosplay or hitting an evil sibling. 8D

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