Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but your hand couldn't resist and posted anyway lol

I wish Demyx met Cirno

Did that happen because I mentioned too much 9?

Granted but they quarrel over who's the most childish one. I bet for Demyx. Sadly, Cirno wins. So my wish is automatically corrupted too.

 

I wish Demyx will teach me how to play Sitar and let me use his.

(I don't know, I kinda hate him, cuz well... i donno)

 

 

granted, but then saix break's it

 

 

 

I wish I could control water like how larxene can control lightning

Granted, but Larxene's lightning missed and hit you and you got electric shocked.

I wish I can use God Hand

@luckey charm you hate my lovely Demyx but want to control water? That simply doesn't add up.

 

*looking for God Hand at google* granted, but then you broke it when smacking your hand for losing the game.

I wish for everyone's happiness (anyone who corrupt this is doomed~~)

Granted, but it was a fake happiness that lasted for 300 years

I wish I knew what to do next

granted, but then someone wants to kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the i was in twilight town

Granted, but since it's called Twilight Town there would be no Night time, so you can't sleep at all

I wish I can haz a Saix puppy

Granted, but he bit you for not feeding him

I wish I'm in the moon

Granted, but there's no oxygen so you died

I wish I can go back in time to see myself play Bomberman lol

Granted, but since you watch it from computer you got bombed

I wish I have a wish

Granted, but then you lose another wish.

I wish for the worlds most comfortable pair of underwear 8D *wonders if anyone will get the reference*

Granted, but you got Panties that turns into guns instead (Wonders if anyone gets this too )

I wish it would snow here

Granted, but then the Dinosaurs came back (Don't bother asking how, they just did.)

 

I wish that I got A's and B's in all my classes, and also remembered everything from every class that I will need to know

Granted.But the knowledge was so much you started to suffer from headaches and when you were having one of those you fell down the stairs and his yourself hard in the head and died from a emorage.

 

I wish there could be world peace.

granted but then aliens will invade the world

i wish i could use the keyblade in real life

Granted, but now you have to save the world from darkness every time it rears it's ugly head

I wish for some mint chocolate chip ice cream

granted, but you choked on the chocolate chip and you're scared to eat it forever

I wish my body wouldn't catch colds easily

granted, but then you get H1N1 (and I had that, hope you never get it)

 

 

 

I wish that my friends bro doesn't become a cat whisper! (I hate him, but I don't want that to happen to him)

Granted, but then he turned into a frog (Not a frog prince, a frog, you could kiss him if you wanted to, but it wouldn't do anything, other than leave a dissatisfying taste on your mouth)

 

I wish there was a Halo Movie, and a good one, nothing cruddy.

granted, but then something bad happen and cruddy movie's turn into good movie's.

 

 

 

I wish this would all make scene

granted, but then something bad happen and cruddy movie's turn into good movie's.

 

 

 

I wish this would all make sense

 

How is cruddy movies turning into good movies a bad thing?

 

Granted, but everything else made absolutely no sense what so ever.

 

I wish that I was sure that I did good on my Chemistry final yesterday.

Granted, but you failed your other subjects

I wish I had Ven's goldfish

Granted, but then a master gold fish kill's him with a keyblade,

 

 

I wish that Riku would die

Granted, but he comes back due to a plot hole in the game.

 

I wish I could beat those stupid Elites with the Energy Swords on Heroic!