Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but together the Emeralds were so powerful the universe 'sploded.

I wish Axek would burn down my school while everyone was outside the building

Granted but you were in it

I wish for some cake

Granted but i ate most of it

i wish for a puppy

Granted, but the puppy doesn't like you

I wish for a cat that loves me and won't attack me

Granted,but it died

i wish for super god powers

Granted, but then they were too powerful for you to control and you died.

I wish I had the guts to yell "Objection!" when I argue with my mom.

Granted but your mom slapped you when you said it

I wish to live my life to the fullest possible

Granted but your mom slapped you when you said it

I wish to live my life to the fullest possible

 

Granted, but it felt like it was only a second, then you were dead.

 

I wish I could actually defend myself against very tough situations, like vicious enemies.

Granted but you forgot how to destroy them, then you got tired and they killed you

I wish to be able to torture people with Nightmare Wheel

Granted but you forgot how it worked.

 

I wish that I had $1000, cuz I need spending money for Kingdom Hearts Games.

Granted but you bought Final Fantasy games instead

I wish to SCREW ATTACK anyone that opposes me

Granted, but then you got SCREWED

 

I wish I can breathe ( lolz)

Granted, but you forgot how to eat and drink and died.

 

I wish all the debt in the world was gone.

Granted but it'll be burdened at aliens

 

I wish I could live for 100000000000000 years ( lolz)

Granted, but you couldn't be killed until that time was over, so anytime someone tried to kill you, you wouldn't die but would have to feel the immense pain.

 

I wish for a webcam.

Granted but it broke a few moments later

I wish to be able to use Mirror Force when someone attacks me

Not sure what that is but since it involves mirrors, the attack was reflected back to you.

 

I wish I was strong.

Granted but you used your powers to create evil and you got arrested.

I wish to make everyone bow to me

Granted, but they misunderstood what you wanted and started shooting you with their bows and arrows, pretty stupid.

 

I wish I got a job at Mountain Mikes Pizza (And I would enjoy it)

Granted but then you got fired for eating pizzas while on duty

I wish to be able to calculate the age of the universe

Granted, but once you figured it out for yourself you had to die.

 

I wish I could create the worlds greatest pizzas just by thinking that I wanted one.

Granted but when it appeared it crushed you

I wish to become a werehog

granted but you coulden't control your powers and it consumed you i wish i could make the next halo game

Granted but it SUCKED!

I wish to become Super Mario

Granted, but you would spend the rest of your days saying "It'sa me! Mario!"

I wish I could summon Yu-Gi-Oh monsters from my cards at will.