Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

...THERE'S NO WISH T_T

 

That was the point, I wanted to see what you would do

 

Granted, but it already happened, also, e was mad at you so he killed you.

 

I am hungry, I wish no one would have to be hungry or thirsty again in a way that was satisfying and wouldn't cause anyone to die or get fat or something.

Granted, but there was a limit of that kind of supplies

I wish for some grape juice

Granted but while you were drinking it on the street a bully pushes you over and steals your juice.

I wish to be able to warp into other universes (multiverse theory)

Granted, but there was a limit of that kind of supplies

I wish for some grape juice

 

You would not grant the world the chance to not be hungry or thirsty!? How cold you?!

 

Granted, but there was no air.

 

I need no wish, the next person can have mine

 

Granted, but there was a limit of that kind of supplies

I wish for some grape juice

 

You would not grant the world the chance to not be hungry or thirsty!? How cold you?!

 

Granted, but there was no air.

 

I need no wish, the next person can have mine

 

Do you know how bad i felt typing that?

 

I wish my wish would go to the unfortunate children in the world

Granted, that is all.

 

I wish for a soda (but I'm giving it to the next person.)

Granted but you gave it to me.

I wish to run as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog

granted but then you ran into some spikes

I wish i could read minds

Granted but when you were in the middle of a shopping centre, your head overloaded and exploded.

I wish I could turn into a Super Sayan

Granted, but you were unable to control your power

I wish for some pizza with ranch

Granted, But Pizza with ranch sucks.

 

Wishes pizza with ranch did not suck so bad.

Granted but the other pizzas suck more than pizza with ranch used to

I wish I could double post

Granted, but everyone was aloud to double post and the forum got so spamed that no one ever went on again.

 

I wish my head ache would go away.

Granted but then not only you got a headache, but also a flu

I wish to be able to use Chaos Control (twisting time)

Granted, but then you created a time paradox doing who knows what

I wish I could control fire

Granted but your ability backfired.

I wish to have the power of the 3 Egytpians Gods

granted but you set yourself on fire

 

i wish to be sora

Granted, but now you have to save the worlds everytime there's trouble which is pretty much every 5 seconds

I wish I had a keyblade rider

Granted, but you crashed into a building.

I wish my dad would take down the Halloween decorations.

Grante, but then he put them on fire so he could use the fire to roast marshmellows

I wish i knew how to sew

granted, but you will only learn how to sew human skin.

 

i wish christmas was tomorrow

Granted, but that way people haven't prepared your presents therefore you get none

 

I wish I have a jetplane

Granted but you crashed the jetplane.

I wish for lotsa money

granted, but it's swedish money.....//fail

I wish i could draw amazingly

Granted but other artists got jealous and killed you

I wish to be immune to fire