Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but you became so immune to fire that you were also unafted by heat and you froze to death.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, but the were fake wings

I wish for some fried chicken

Granted but it was fried turkey

I wish to have a real keyblade

Granted, but someone takes it and you can't get it back. (so much for "my friends are my power)

I wish that the characters I have been inventing were real.

Granted, but now you have to deal with any evil villian that wants you dead

I wish for a heartless plushie

Granted, but it came to life and stole your heart.

 

I wish I had a rock that granted all my wishes.

Granted, but then you wouldn't have any wishes so you threw the rock away.

I wish I was 18 years old.

Granted, but then you got arrested for an accidental hit and run and went to prison

I wish I knew what to draw next

granted, but the idea leaves as soon as it comes. Oh well.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

Granted but now you have to take out the trash

I wish Christmas was already here

Granted, but as someone else had said earlier, no one was prepared, and therefore, no gifts were given.

 

I wish all of the Debts of the world were now invalid, and all of the worlds economic problems were solved, resulting in jobs for everyone, and everyone would be satisfied, they also learned their lessons about spending and didn't make such stupid spending decisions .

... Oh come on! I have no clue on how to corrupt that! Oh well...

I wish for some warm blankets

... Oh come on! I have no clue on how to corrupt that! Oh well...

I wish for some warm blankets

 

Muahahaha, I have foiled your corruptions!

 

Granted, but they were so warm that they burst into flames.

 

I wish that everyone had a magical rock that could grant the user one wish every month.

Granted.But then one of them granted a wish so dumb it destroyed the world.

 

I wish I had the PS3.

Granted, but then it got a virus

I wish for a pet chihuahua

Granted, but you never said what condition. You now possess the remains of a demolished PS3.

 

@Felicitas, dang you posted before me.

 

Granted, but it was the most annoying, stupid dog on the planet, and all your neighbors rallied together and filed a lawsuit that made you get rid of it.

 

I wish that Kingdom Hearts games didn't have to be on so many systems, yet they still had the features about them that made them great in the other systems, and there would be no issues relating to that.

I don't have the heart to mess up that wish T_T... Darn my love for KH! I will corrupt one of your wishes eventually Keyblader!

I wish I could corrupt Keyblader's wishes

Granted, but you found out I was a mirror, and so in turn, your corruptions of my wishes affected you and not my wishes.

 

I wish that healthy food wasn't good for you, and that unhealthy food was healthy, but all food still tasted the same.

Granted, but then everyone got confused on what was healthy and what wasn't

I wish i had a light saber

Granted, but the batteries were dead

I wish I can be in the Realm of Darkness

Granted, but then the heartless that were there stole your heart.

I wish I could see Vanitas break dance /headshot/

Granted, but he accidentaly knocked you down and his sper strength killed you in one hit

I wish I had no heart |D

Granted, but then medical experts tested you to see how your still alive.

I wish for a tablet

granted, but then u die.

 

 

I wish for Roxas to die

Granted, but I resurected him and he went to kill you

I wish everyone in KH was real