Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

granted but it was too hot so it burned your tounge off

 

I wish for a wish that wasn't corruptable~

granted but you are corruptable ha

you forgot to ask a question for me to corrupt

Granted, but you can't wish for it, you can only wish once, mwahahaha.

I wish Kairi, Xion and Namin

Granted, but then they died from laughter when they saw you naked.

I wish I could run faster than Superman.

granted but Sonic the Hedgehog was faster than you

I wish to be as awesome as Phoenix Wright

Granted, but then Edgeworth beat you in the ultimate trial.

I wish Sonic The HedgeHog was slower than me.

Granted but Super Sonic was even faster than you

I wish for a Big Mac right now

granted, but then u got sick because someone put poison in it

 

 

I wish my friend would finish the Narnia game a gave her two years ago

granted but it was broken when she returned it

I wish for some gummy worms

granted but they were worms for real

I wish to pick up an invincibility box and become invincible

Grante, but then you were hit by a truck cuz the driver couldn't see you

I wish I that I knew how to make a good AMV/GMV

Granted.But it was so good and amazing you became famous and the paparazzi didn't leave you alone ever and you became blind because of the flash of the camaras.

 

I wish I could live in Land Of Departure.

Granted but you moved there after it got messed up

I wish I had Sora's necklace

granted, but then sora came back and took it from u

 

 

 

I wish I had a keyblade

Granted,but now you need to go around the worlds saving everyone and have no time to rest.

 

I wish for a wish that cannot ever by corrupted.

Granted, but it would only work once every 1000 years

I wish for some cool fingerless gloves

Granted, but there were no holes for your fingers to go through, and you had to amputate your fingers to wear them.

 

I wish I had an unpoisoned, uncorrupted, totally perfect sandwich in front of me for to eat, haha!

Dang it, it got double posted, ugh, if a mod would delete this.

Granted, but it was too perfect that everyone was banned from eating it ^_^

I wish I had a perfect, non-corruptable copy of the Nightmare Before Christmas

Granted, but it was lost to the far reaches of space, and you would either have to forget about it, or go on a extremely dangerous, unpredictable mission into the outside world to find it, not knowing if you'd return alive or dead, with or without it.

 

I wish for the ability to go with out food or water for very long periods of time without any harm or suffering coming to me because of the lack of food or water.

granted, but then if u ate food, you'd die

 

 

i wish I had a dsi3d

granted, but then if u ate food, you'd die

 

 

i wish I had a dsi3d

 

There is no such thing so I cannot grant your wish. It doesn't exist because you have the name wrong, I think. I'm pretty sure that it's called the 3DS

 

-_- Fine, Granted, but it vanished as soon as you got it.

 

I wish I wouldn't get killed in MineCraft.

Granted but you got killed in Counter Strike. A LOT

I wish to be able to play the OBJECTION theme when I want to tell something epic

Granted, but it got so annoying that someone shot you

I wish my nephew would stop hitting me like I was a punching bag D: (I'm serious about this tho. Violent little midget)

Granted but he started bitting you

I wish to have all 7 Chaos and Super Emeralds