Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

@VenRox.Granted.But the Roxa snad Xion will date and ther won't be more AkuRoku ever again.

 

Granted.But then you would be more than awsome and the over-awsomness would kill you.

I wish I could meet Riku.

@Omerta Granted, but you get raped by RoxSox everyday at least twice.

 

@StarDust NOOOOOO!

 

I wish I had a cool avatar D:

Granted, just copy mine =D

I wish I was Vanitas Lingering Spirit

Granted, but then you were pwned by Ven

 

I wish I could turn invisible

Granted, but then you were hit by a car because they didn't see you.

 

I wish I was Lady Gaga, but female version and sexy.

Granted, but I hate you with a burning passion now.

I wish I was a genie! Unlimited wishes!

Granted, but all your wishes would get corrupted c:

cwutididthar?

I wish my hair was straight

Granted, but it got curly again.

I wish I had more Coke (soda, not the drugs)

Granted, but you died by cocane overdose, which means that was the old version of the drink, meaning you got drugged, yo.

I wish I had pasta.

Granted but then rats ate your pasta when you weren't looking

I wish I could poke Vanitas with his own keyblade

Granted, but then he kicked your ass.

I wish I was on a pony.

Granted but you fell off the pony

I wish I had a pet hamster named Bob

Granted, but it turned out to be a female hamster.

 

I wish I had that blue plaid headband from Forever 21. >.<

Granted, but I stole it from you because I love Forever 21

 

I wish I could meet Christofer Drew.

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish I had a shiny penny.

Granted, but a crow stole it from your hand

I wish I had control over all candy stores

Granted, but you got diabetes

I wish I had your sig.

Granted,but then your old sig would get jelous and kill you.

 

I wish I could go to different worlds like in the game.

Granted, but the unversed keeled you!

I wish I could meet Kairi!

Granted, but then she ate you. C:

 

I wish I could do something more entertaining than play around on YouTube all day.

Granted, but your ship crash landed in Atlantica and there was no way to fix it

I wish Maleficent didn't have her powers anymore

Granted, but she has the power of ugly.

I wish I was Genie again!

Granted, but she has the power of ugly.

I wish I was Genie again!

Granted,but the corrutioness will kill you.

 

I wish I could be friends with Sora.

Granted, but your jealous of his keyblade, and you keeld him.

I wish my computer would stop double-posting...