Welcome to my spooky thread of fantastical predictions, using my superior sexy brain I shall stare into the void and attempt to see what lies in your future!

 

I'm also wearing this:

 

Now post, and I shall see what the spirit world tells me!

but but, there's so many of you!

THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS THREAD?! You knew you'd get alot of customers!!

No excuse!

Oh great Eterna use you mystic sight and poke into my future, what should I eat for breakfast for the next week?

 

Also will I ever develop an adequate sense of fashion?

eterna, should i kill roxsox? what would it do to the future?

Leave me aloooooooooonneeeeeeeeeee!

Leave me aloooooooooonneeeeeeeeeee!

 

You can not run from your destiny of telling futures or you shall incur the fates that you have declared upon all of us!

HEY HEY HEY HEY ummm [trys to read name tag] Eternae;ljsarej ya whatevery TELL ME WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN THE FUTURE .il be you with umm ... key to my house or.. ummm .. 10 dollers?

Will I be a lesbian or a normal girl?

Please tell me Oh mad Domo-kun Great Eterna

 

You become a lesbian after watching The new Adventures of Old Christine.

 

I need to know! Will I really be a serial killer?

Please tell me Wise Eterna.

 

Only on Sundays, because there's nothing on television

THEN WHAT BE MY DESTINY, SIR?

 

You will die at some point, I don't even know anymore, Ima say fire at a circus

 

Ooooooo~ What will my future be?

 

Death by cat attack in New York

 

KIND ETERNA, WHAT SHALL MY FUTURE BE? WILL I BE RICH, AND WILL I STILL LOVE CAPS LOCK?

 

No

Yes

will i catch 'em all? And end up in australia stalking a gay and engaged/married user of KH13?

 

no

No point, I'm outside watching you right now

 

Oh wise Eterna how shall I die?

 

Stomped to death by Elephants at the Circus

 

Wise guy Eterna, what is my future?

 

To post on KH13.

Forever

 

Ya, uh, hey, i left a topic saying i was leaving, but i saw this thread, and wonder...

 

what would happen if i stayed?

 

You will read this post.

and then get Aids

 

will I ever get to have sex come on man you got to tell me this.

 

Yes, with me.

Oh great Eterna, shall Koko ever lose her humor?

 

Yep, 2 years down the Road you kill it.

 

Oh great Eterna use you mystic sight and poke into my future, what should I eat for breakfast for the next week?

 

 

Also will I ever develop an adequate sense of fashion?

 

Cornflakes

no

eterna, should i kill roxsox? what would it do to the future?

 

no

It will open a Portal to the land of Crenthalk. Doing so will release the demons known as Benuigals, they will enslave hummanity.

 

HEY HEY HEY HEY ummm [trys to read name tag] Eternae;ljsarej ya whatevery TELL ME WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN THE FUTURE .il be you with umm ... key to my house or.. ummm .. 10 dollers?

 

You will buy a keyboard that does not have a screwed up caps lock key.

 

 

There, are you happy now!

 

eterna, should i kill roxsox? what would it do to the future?

 

no

It will open a Portal to the land of Crenthalk. Doing so will release the demons known as Benuigals, they will enslave hummanity.

 

would there be any way to harness the benuigals for the good of humankind? i have a death note

What's going on? What is going to happen?

Tell me then, oh wise Eterna? What is my future? ^^

OH WISE ETERNA wut is meh pitiful futcha?

Oh wise Eterna, who is more atractive, me or my sister?