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Anyone like some salted watermelon?

I was hungry

And home alone

But those 3 things

There is a healthier bacon and breakfast sausage.
Turkey

And due to a previous incident

I wasn’t allowed to cook

Turkey?

TURKEY

Turkey sucks

Turkey bacon

You suck

You saw some garlic, you wrapped the firetrucker in ham, then saw a pot of yogurt and thought "IDEA"

Turkey is the bomb.

Turkey is Tesco value chicken

You think you have the audacity to insult turkey?

There is something about really wild game that is so delicious.

Turkey is so dry

Clearly I should pay Connah a visit and try out this wonderful pork he talks of

No

Just gotta get a train up there

Here’s a tip

When you cook pork

You burn it

That burnt meat it GLORIOUS

Eflin ruined

Sounds like a good way to get cancer

If it’s an enjoyable time

I’m fine with it

Burnt food contained carcinogens and you burn away much of the nutrients not to forget to mention the juicy and savory flavor.

I can appreciate well-done, but burnt pushes it.

Nah

Seriously

When you cook pork

Good thing I don't.