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Lame fanfictions

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Any lame fanfics, fanfic titles, or summaries that you've seen? Post them here!

xD

 

Okay, so today I was going through FFnet Final fantasy IX fanfictions. And I saw this one ff summary that said something like "Zidane is trying to find the person who killed his mother." My comment?

WTH Either you haven't played the game or you never really payed attention when it was mentioned in the game. Zidane isn't human. Zidane was CREATED. Kinda like an EXPERIMENT. Come on, people!

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Your definition of fanfiction will change when you read

 

My Immortal

 

If you haven't read it already you better do it now. When they said "It's so bad it's good" they were specifically referring to this fan-fic.

 

Summery:

 

The world of Harry Potter has received a gothic makeover. Our unfortunate child here known as Ebony/Enoby/Eboby is a student at Hogwarts.

 

The story makes no sense, there is a random rape/sex seen every other chapter, the spelling and grammar is a disgrace (and because of a fight with the editor, the story becomes almost illegible by chapter 14) and half the book is about the authors Gothic (but mostly poser) lifestyle and her love of MCR.

 

Why should you read it? It's freaking hilarious. It is so bad that its actually funny to read. Many people debate today on whether or not the author was a troll.

 

Read it now and laugh a lot!

...it was snowing...and raining woah cool

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6373824/1/Yume_Nikki_Before_the_Storm

 

Summary: Pedophilia, sex, rape, pedophilia, sex, sex, sex, OOC-ness, teacher-student romance, gore, sex, ohgawdno, absolutely no conception of biology, random mindfiretruckery (and not the good kind), terrible writing, etc.

 

Some of my favorite passages:

 

"Poor thing

  • 3 months later...
  • Author

Oh wow....

BTW, I recently found a cool Fanfic writer on FFnet. His username is Stupidfic. He writes these really short and funny and stupid fanfics. On purpose. It's so simple it's hilarious. It was even better when Xlycojen was reading them to me in a really deep narrative voice.

*points to my posts on writing section*

  • Author

*points to my posts on writing section*

 

Hey, It's not that bad... lol Just browse FFnet and you'll feel good about your work. ;D

Roxas kisses Olette AFTER he just smoked some cigs.She chokes.WTF?!

Roxas kisses Olette AFTER he just smoked some cigs.She chokes.WTF?!

 

^ I lol'd so hard I had to cover my mouth to ensure the food I was eating didn't come out xD

 

Roxas kisses Olette AFTER he just smoked some cigs.She chokes.WTF?!

 

^ I lol'd so hard I had to cover my mouth to ensure the food I was eating didn't come out xD

 

I know right?*shot

Roxas smokes?

It's cause he loves Axel! <3 burn baby xD

bad pun lol

And now for an on-topic post.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5831409/1/The_Eyes_Of_March

Apparently nowadays not only is it possible for a guy to become pregnant, but also to have your water break, go into labor, and give birth all within a half hour. idunno.jpg

https://www.kh13.com/forums/topic/12262-lame-fanfictions/
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