/stole this from Gamefaqs

Yea like you ask "Why is Eterna so damn hot" , the person who replies must give a dumb answer like "Because he's not cold." or whatever, then the person who replies must ask a new stupid question.

 

k I'll start first:

Why is pedo bear so cute

cuz he doesn't feel like it

Why does my nephew keep hitting me?

Cause you deserve it.

 

Why does my cat hate me so much?

cuz u told your cat to hate you

why am i so pissed off?

Cause god made you that way.

 

Why does santa where red clothing?

so he can look like an apple

 

 

why Dose my dog like to lick my foot

Because he likes licking nasty stuff (/shot)

Why can't I breathe underwater?

cuz, your not a merman

 

 

why is the tree green

cuz it hates the color blue

why do we have to wear socks?

so your feet don't fall off

 

When will i gain enough rep to choose my own destiny?

you were meant to 2 days ago, did it not work?

 

 

 

why didn't it work?

because it didn't

Why can't I be a millionaire?

because you'd kill money (I donno)

 

 

why can't roxas be a puppy?

cuz he's already one

why isn't my house key a keyblade?

because it wouldn't work.

Why can't I have Shadow's awesome shoes?

cuz they don't fit

Why is it that the males in Sonic are pretty much naked? (except eggman of course)

because they're animals. Animals are meant to be naked (except for female animals, if that's what SEGA thinks).

Why can't I have three wishes?

cuz I'm not a Jenine,

 

why can't Xion kill Roxas, b-4 he killed her

because she's his friend, and friends don't kill each other

Why can't I crush people's mind?

cuz you're not yami yugi

Why is Yugi so short?

because he was meant to be a midget (/shot)

Why did Slicers appear in Sonic the Hedgehog 4?

Cuz Sega can do that

Where does Pedobear live?

Pedo Bear lives in every children's...

Why is that speed booster over there?

because i put it there

why don't you use your hand to wipe

your butt

cuz then it would feel wierd

Why can't it snow in Florida?

Because florida is close to the equator. you see, the earth spins on an axis and orbits around the sun. since the earth is round, there is this line that is always at the same distance from the sun. the closer one is to this line, the warmer and simpler the weather. florida is close enough to the equator so that it never gets cold enough to snow.

 

Why did i explain all that instead of giving a dumb answer like i was supposed to?