/stole this from Gamefaqs

Yea like you ask "Why is Eterna so damn hot" , the person who replies must give a dumb answer like "Because he's not cold." or whatever, then the person who replies must ask a new stupid question.

 

k I'll start first:

Why is pedo bear so cute

Because it doesn't have a heart. /Shot

 

Why am I beautiful?

Cause Aphrodite gave you a charm to make you that way

Why am I hungry?

Because god made it so.

 

Why am I awesome?

Cause Lady Gaga says so

Why is Lady Gaga awesome?

Cause she isn't.

Why does Sora not have a mustache.

Cause he is a girl

Why Xemnes have to be a jerk?

Cause he's awesome like that.

 

Can I have some money?

No because your in love with Judas and hate Lady Gaga!

Do you love Judas?

No, because I'm not gay.

 

Do you hate me?

Judas does

Do you love the Organization?

Sometimes, when in stories, they are not gay.

 

Are you gay?

No, you are.

Why did you call me gay?

Cause he asked a stupid question

Why is Gummi Worms so good?

Theyre not.

 

Are you happy?

No, you made me sad.

Why can't you do good questions?

Because he can't

Why isn't the world a square?

Because it itsn't.

Why can't I 0i24h8t0834hyt9034?

Because I can’t 23o4ybf2380.

 

Why does the caged bird sing?

Because it likes to

 

Why am I in a cage?

So you don't hurt yourself.

 

Is Roxas Ven?

No. Roxas is emo.

Is I bling?

No I am.

Woodchuck chuck wood?

No. I am 29034ipt.

Why can't I be bling?

You do, Your ganondorf, you have lots of bling (stolen to be exact)

 

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars? Because i really need a wish right now...

No, stars don't give wishes. They're just balls of gas. /Shot

 

Can I die?