'Okay so here is how it works:

1 Dollar to look at it

2 dollars to touch it

3 dollars to watch me touch it

...

5 dollars to touch it while i touch my toes

6 dollars to touch it while i touch your toes

...

10 dollars for a BJ

12 dollars for a HJ

15 dollars for a ZG'

Wait whats a ZG?

Wait whats a ZG?

 

Yes what is this.

 

And if you can't spell "Prostituting" then you shouldn't know what it is.

Wow its so big

3 dollars to watch me touch it

Wait whats a ZG?

 

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

fool. What are we touching? Cake?

Something tells me a ZG isn't something worth paying for.

Would you kindly like a ZG AD? free of charge for you of course

Does anyone know what he'd do for a Klondike bar?

...Or a twenty?

Does anyone know what he'd do for a Klondike bar?

...Or a twenty?

 

I think a Klondike bar gets yout tucked in a night and a twenty thats another story

I have two questions:

1: How the heck are you still HERE?! I mean how many times have you been banned since I joined? no seriously how many? It that question like the question for how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

2: What would he do for a 50?

 

. . .no seriously how many? It that question like the question for how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Does anyone know what he'd do for a Klondike bar?

...Or a twenty?

 

LOLZ!!! OMG! I'm not sure I want to know.... ordoi