Its simple, Just make sure your reply is mostly song lyrics.

 

The road I walk is paved in gold

To glorify my platinum soul

I am the closest thing to God

So worship me and never stop

 

The wretched blood runs through my vains

I gave up everything for fame

I am the lie that you adore

NOW FEED THE RICH, AND F*** THE POOR!

 

This is what you have to work off of.

How could you be so Heartless?

if you're horny, let's do it. ride it, my pony.

-shot-.

Let's have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Help me believe it's not the real me, somebody help me tame this animal I have become

oooo whats ya sayee. ooooh that you ownly ment win

Well, I LOVE THOSE CHRONIC-WHAT!?-CLES OF NARNIA!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THAT

I've got the magic in me, Everytime i touch that track it turns it into gold. Everybody knows i got the magic magic magic, magic magic magic.

I got a feeling. Woohoo. That tonight's gonna be a good night,That tonight's gonna be a good night,That tonight's gonna be a good good night. Woohoo.

I'm a korean. Woohoo. And i'd like my chinese food cooked right, cuz they're not giving me the good rice, and the dyke giving me me food looks like, a lesbian. woohoo.

Tomorrow I'll

Invent boose blueprints!

Tomorrow I'll

SCHTART

Tomorrow I'll

invent the PINGAS n

Tomorrow I'll

BLAAAAAA

Tomorrow I'll

invent my sewer, I'll plug with crud and sludge

Tomorrow I'll

invent slammer in the cooler

Cha cha!

Pingas PingasSLUDGE

He's lying, he's not alone, at the bar griding hard with another ho.

Be nice!

Be nice to me

Don't let me be,

Be nice!

Be nice to me,

Don't let me go (don't let me go)

I'm too cool for the second..GRADE!

I'm amazed!

I'm afraid!

I'm too cool for the second...GRADE!

There is nothing...

You can do...

That I have not already done to myself...

Hey... hey... hey... hey...

 

Never wanted to dance with nobody but you-

wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you firetrucking bitch

 

Never wanted to dance with nobody,but you,

Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,

Never wanted to dance with nobody but you-

wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you firetrucking bitch

I always feel like, Gabe Newell's watchin me!

Is it just on Steam?

Oh-O-Oh!

 

I always feel like, Gabe Newell's watchin me!

Is it just on Steam?

Oh-O-Oh!

oh going door to door i'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

LIFESTYLES, OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS, ALWAYS COMPLAININ', ALWAYS COMPLAININ'. If moneeeyyyy, is such a problem, well they got mansions. Think we should rob them?

There was an old farmer

Who lived on a rock

He sat in the meadow

Just shaking his

 

Fist at some boys

Who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water

Their hands on their

 

Marbles and playthings

And at half past four

There came a young lady

She looked like a

 

Pretty young creature

She sat on the grass

She pulled up her dress

And she showed them her

 

Ruffles and laces

And white fluffy duck

She said she was learning

A new way to

 

Bring up her children

So they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard

Were shoveling

 

Refuse and litter

From yesterday's hunt

While the girl in the meadow

Was rubbing her

 

Eyes at the fellow

Down by the dock

He looked like a man

With a sizable

 

Home in the country

With a big fence out front

And if he asked her politely

She'd show him her

 

Little pet dog

Who was subject to fits

And maybe she'd let him

Grab hold of her

 

Small tender hand

With a movement so quick

And then she'd bend over

And suck on his

 

Candy, so tasty

Made of butterscotch

And then he'd spread whipped cream

All over her

 

Cookies that she had

Left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty

You can go f*ck yourself!

ALL AND ALL YOUR JUST ANOTHER DICK WITH NO BALLS.

hopefully to stop a gaben

I'm an ugly girl my face makes you hurl

Sad I have it I should bag it

Acne everywhere unwanted facial hair

I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

 

Ken: You're so ugly you disgust me

 

Barbie: Boo hoo hoo yeah

 

Ken: You're so ugly you disgust me

 

Barbie: Oooh oooh

 

Barbie: Oh let's go out and have some fun!

 

Ken: I'm sorry but your too damn ugly

 

Barbie: Oh screw you ken

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,

Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,

View it, code it, jam - unlock it,

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,

Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,

Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,

Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

 

Technologic [4x]

 

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,

Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,

View it, code it, jam - unlock it,

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,

Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,

Scan it, send it, fax - rename it

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

 

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,

Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

 

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,

Cross it, crack it, switch - update it

 

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,

View it, code it, jam - unlock it,

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,

 

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,

Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,

Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

 

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,

Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,

Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,

Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, start - format it. [2x]

 

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,

Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,

View it, code it, jam - unlock it,

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,

Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,

Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

 

Technologic [12x]

Who let the dogs out

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

 

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

 

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

 

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)

And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)

I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)

And the girls report to the call

The poor dog show down

 

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

 

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast

She really want to skip town

Get back off me, beast off me

Get back you flea infested monger

 

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

 

I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}

To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}

Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}

You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}

Her bone runs out now

 

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

 

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

 

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

I gotta get my girl I got my myind on

Do you see the rays comin' from my eye

What could you be friend

That Benji man that's breakin' them down?

Me and My white short shorts

And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do

I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful

'Cause I'm the man of the land

When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

 

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

HES AS FRESH AS YOU ARE NOT!

It

Wait , I masturbate

Let another motherfiretrucker come and share my fate and pray

Catastrophe

Imma kill a motherfiretrucker with a fax machine and break... it down... for you... to see

 

On it - yes indeed

On it - watch me bleed

On it - rest in peace

On it - h-h-hey

You are... So good so far

You are... So good so far!