sora gave riku a blank piece of paper. "what's this?", riku asked. "it's a drawing of a cow eating grass!" replies sora. riku, looking at the paper, queries "where's the grass?". "the cow ate it all" retorts sora. "then where's the cow?" says riku, looking at the paper again. "it left because there was no more grass"!
HAHAHHAHAHHA
Sora, Riku and Tarzan were very drunk after a big night out in the city, too drunk to drive home. They hailed a taxi, who, realising their physical state, ushered them into his cab, switched on the engine, and then switched it off again. "We've arrived!" he exclaimed. Sora proceeded to give him the money, Riku said thanks, but Tarzan slapped the taxi driver. The cab driver was stunned as he'd hoped that none of them would have realised that the car hadn't moved an inch, so he asked "What was that for?" Tarzan angrily replied "Control your speed next time, you almost killed us!"
sora gave riku a blank piece of paper. "what's this?", riku asked. "it's a drawing of a cow eating grass!" replies sora. riku, looking at the paper, queries "where's the grass?". "the cow ate it all" retorts sora. "then where's the cow?" says riku, looking at the paper again. "it left because there was no more grass"!
HAHAHHAHAHHA
Sora, Riku and Tarzan were very drunk after a big night out in the city, too drunk to drive home. They hailed a taxi, who, realising their physical state, ushered them into his cab, switched on the engine, and then switched it off again. "We've arrived!" he exclaimed. Sora proceeded to give him the money, Riku said thanks, but Tarzan slapped the taxi driver. The cab driver was stunned as he'd hoped that none of them would have realised that the car hadn't moved an inch, so he asked "What was that for?" Tarzan angrily replied "Control your speed next time, you almost killed us!"