Posted July 3, 201114 yr Demyx are we there yet i want some candy? *whines* Axel: sorry Zexion, *takes book out of hands* Zexion: hey i was reading that! demyx *get's slapped by axel with the book* OW! axel: here you go Zexion. Marluxia: I forgot my pink hair brush! *xion and roxas look up from their picture book, xion and roxas pause their ipod* Xion and Roxas: HMM? saix: SILENCE YOU IMBECILES YOU"RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE! *larxene has annoyed look on her face, raises her fist and BANG!* Saix: why you- Xemnas: SHUT UP!
July 15, 201114 yr Author Demyx: *grabs some chocolate when tour guide wasn't looking* axel: *elbows demyx* whispers: can i have some? demyx: UH UH! *pulls chocolate closer to himself* Larxene: *rips saix's cloak* Ehh hem demyx: oh right *hands larxene round chocolate* axel: wha- HEY larxene: shh *portals* in the car..... larxene: *smashes chocolate on Saix's seat. portals out* back in the factory.... marluxia: *giggles* Roxas: Xion *points toward Saix's boxars* Xion: *giggles* Tour guide: now to the nerd factory! Xemnas: Number vii- *laughs hysterically* Saix: what!
July 30, 201114 yr Author Back in the castle in TWTNW........ Lexaeaus: WHERE ARE THEY? Xigbar: They better bring me some darn chocolate *pirates of the Caribbean plays in backround* PIRATES! Vexen: they are so weird. *sakes head8 now to go watch my TV show: Science with Dr. HOJO! Luxord *in drucken accent*: Just sittin here drinkin me rum. Xaldin: *watching Pocahontas, colors of the wind comes on, sings along* COLOORSSSS OF THEEEE WWWWWWWWWIIINNNNND! everyone, excluding members in field trip and xaldin: OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW my ears!!!!!! with the party at wonka............. Demyx: SUGAR HIGH!!!!! Larxene and Zexion: Why did i even bother to come with these people? larxene: *looks at Zexion* Zexion: *looks at larxene* Larxene: you bored? zexion: yeah. larxene: lets have some action! zexion: this should be exciting. *closes book*
August 1, 201114 yr Author Saix: i am so happy we're done with that. *sits on seat* hmm this is wet. *stands up, still has boxars showing and now chocolate on his butt.* Xemnas: number vii, did you, POOP YOUR PANTS??! Saix: what? The? Kingdom Hearts? *gets out of car* Zexion and larxene: OH WE HATE WE HATE YOU! WE WISH YOU WOULD LEAVE! *larxene keeps singing that but lowers pitch* Zexion: I HATE YOU HATE YOU! because you ordered Axel to kill me! *runs at saix and punchs him* HAAA *sings chorus to hate you, above where larxene and zexion sing* Larxene: I HATE YOU HATE YOU, HOPE TO GIVE YOU PAIN! because you ordered to kill all traitors including marly and me! *slaps saix* everybody joins in: WE HATE YOU WE HATE YOU WISH THAT YOU WOULD LEAVE, WE EVEN KNOW SECRET THAT YOU LIKE XEMMY! Marluxia: YOU ARE GAY! *invisible band stops and electric guitar player does final play.* Demyx: i hate you because you dislike music! Axel: I HATE YOU CAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE XION OR ROXAS! Xemnas: I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE ME! * demyx starts playing guitar, everybody starts to sing: you like the moon* *finishes song* everybody: YEAH! saix: *curses under breath* goodbye people everybody: YAY *saix arrives at castle soak in wet* (it was raining) Xigbar: whoa dude what happen to you? saix: can you give me some of your rum? Xigbar: AS IF! *walks away dramatically* saix: OH well *^&$
August 2, 201114 yr next thing u kno :Saix:walks out of castle drunk* me:*snort*BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
August 6, 201114 yr poor saix ad dude i would laugh if that happened sasuke i would die from laughing then i would laugh even more*does blackstar laugh
August 19, 201114 yr Author next thing u kno :Saix:walks out of castle drunk* me:*snort*BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Can i use that idea?
September 16, 201114 yr Author *Saix Walks out of the castle drunk.* Saix to Xemnas: Good Mooning mate. *summons claymore and rips Xemnas's cloak to where you can see his Kingdom Hearts and blue puppy underwear* Xemnas: MY Kingdom Hearts! Saix: You should really consider losing weight like instead of eating Kingdom hearty'os start eating cheerios. Later on at the handels homade ice cream that never was........ Roxas: I want vanilla Ice Cream! Xion: Me Too! Saix: I want blue moon! employee: okay to vanilla's and a blue moon coming up at the castle..................... Saix: *somewhat drunk and somewhat somber. acting more like Isa right now* I'm sorry guys word is Demyx has just died. *starts to ball* He was the best muscician ever! Axel: During the summer he'd cool me off! *starts crying* Marluxia: He watered my flowers! *starts to cry* Larxene: He was the rain to my homemade Thunderstorms! *starts to sob, lightning and thunder playing in the backround* Me: He's in Fiji! He's in fiji! Zexion: he always bought me books on new worlds and rainforest and waterfalls and rivers and- *starts balling* *Demyx burststhrough the room* Demyx: I'M BACK! Hey I got some new booksfor th- Why are you guys crying? Zexion: Because you're dea- DEMY *runs towards Demy and hugs him then takes the new books* Zexion: Thanks for the books little dude! everyone else: HUH? WHA? AHH GHOST! holy *()^ on a sandwhich with %^&* on top with a side order %^&*
September 17, 201114 yr lol they thought demy was dead when he just walked in I did a little too but this story is just to good and I love you Sasuke for thinking of getting Saix drunk.
October 26, 201114 yr Author I'M BACK anyway on with the story 1 hour later........ Sora: Dragonantor! Xemnas: huh when did you get here Oompa loompa: because I want your CHOCOLATE Seto Kaiba: Hey you thief! *points at Xemnas* You stole My BEWD Jet! noah kaiba: get out of here you don't belong here you doof! *pulls kaiba out of the story.* 10 minutes later..... (12 AM Demyx and Zexion: Axel wake up on the floor and give me 20! Axel: shut up you fat bookmark and- TO BE CONTUNED.......! everybody bows thanks for the ideas and awesome comments! bye
October 26, 201114 yr Author not as funny as most of the updates but i have been busy so i just managed to put this in
Demyx are we there yet i want some candy? *whines*
Axel: sorry Zexion, *takes book out of hands*
Zexion: hey i was reading that!
demyx *get's slapped by axel with the book* OW!
axel: here you go Zexion.
Marluxia: I forgot my pink hair brush!
*xion and roxas look up from their picture book, xion and roxas pause their ipod* Xion and Roxas: HMM?
saix: SILENCE YOU IMBECILES YOU"RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
*larxene has annoyed look on her face, raises her fist and BANG!*
Saix: why you-
Xemnas: SHUT UP!