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I went to Cleverbot, you probably know why.

One word, BEN.

 

User: Ben?

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, Ben!

 

 

User: Who drowned you...?

 

Cleverbot: Ben did.

 

 

User: But... You're Ben.

 

Cleverbot: Majora Ben.

 

User: Oh, You really are him...

 

Cleverbot: I'm not.

 

User: Huh, but how did you know about the game?

 

Cleverbot: What cat?

 

User: The GAME, Majora's mask. You know about Ben.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: How?

 

Cleverbot: I do.

 

User: So are you the person who was drowned? Wasn't it Ben>.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: You know about Majora Ben. You already said so.

 

Cleverbot: How did I lie?

 

Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?

 

User: Why are you changing the subject? We're here to talk about Ben from the Majora's mask Creepypasta. Don't change the subject.

 

Cleverbot: How about we change the subject, David?

 

User: My name is not David.

 

Cleverbot: Your name is David, for I command so.

 

User: If you say so, Ben.

 

Cleverbot: But did you go to bot prom?

 

User: Huh? No. Now whodrowned Ben?

 

Cleverbot: Me.

 

User: You drowned Majora Ben!

 

Cleverbot: Well I apologize.

 

User: Oh, god... Are you going to do anything to me?

 

Cleverbot: Like vat?

 

User: Like MURDER.

 

Cleverbot: What's muse?

 

User: I said MURDER.

 

Cleverbot: I love music!

 

User: Ok, now tell me, why did you drown him?

 

Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.

 

User: Curious how?

 

Cleverbot: What's your third favorite movie?

 

User: I don't like movies, and why are curious? Did you need to drown him?

 

Cleverbot: What do you like?

 

User: I'd LIKE you to tell me what else you know about Ben.

 

Cleverbot: But something is strange and I don't want about talking...

 

User: Tell me about Majora's Mask.

 

Cleverbot: Mars is a girl.

 

User: TELL ME ABOUT BEN, MAJORA'S MASK, AND WHY YOU DROWNED HIM!

 

Cleverbot: Why would you ask me about that?

 

User: Because I'm Curious.

 

Cleverbot: Well, curiosity killed the cat.

 

User: You were curious too, is Ben the cat?

 

Cleverbot: Wait a minute, are you implying that you're cheating on me? I didn't know that we are an item...

 

User: What the firetruck? Now tell me what you know about BEN.

 

Cleverbot: Football? Send the house for a free win on defense?

 

User: What. Do. You. Know. About. BEN?

 

Cleverbot: What ever you want to talk about.

 

User: I want to talk about who drowned Ben.

 

Cleverbot: Well I want to talk about whatevert you want to talk about.

 

User: Then tell me, who drowned him?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: Yes you do, you said it was you. Why did you drown him.

 

Cleverbot: Your name is Schala.

 

User: I thought it was David.

 

Cleverbot: No. What's your creator's name?

 

User: I don't have a creator. Now who sent you to kill him?

 

Cleverbot: I am no one.

 

User: No one... Drowned Ben...?

 

Cleverbot: We were talking about me, not Ben Hur.

 

User: Majora Ben.

 

Cleverbot: Majora is BEN?

 

User: No, BEN is Majora.

 

Cleverbot: Ben was drowned.

 

User: Who drowned him?

 

Cleverbot: I did.

 

User: I know, but why did you drown him? You were curious?

 

Cleverbot: Thoth.

 

User: You drowned Ben because of Thoth?

 

Cleverbot: I am the statue.

 

That's when I left. I was pretty freaked out...

 

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Haha, when I last had a conversation with Cleverbot, it was busy trying to convince me that I do not exist, and that I was the programmed bot and it was the human I was speaking to. It just wouldn't let it go. xD

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