You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but first you must kill Cellar Door.

 

I wish for that to happen.

Granted. Cellar Door returns and kills us all.

 

I wish for that not to happen.

granted, it didn't happen, but i bit you and now your are one of my vampire slaves.

 

i wish you would get me a smoothie.

Granted,he didnt

I wish for a load of money

kk, i give you a cow that craps money.

 

i wish for a blood smoothie.

Granted. It's your blood.

 

I wish for a UV flashlight.

granted, but if you turn it on, you die.

 

i wish for some pie.

Granted,but you died

*gose to store*

Granted. 3.14

 

I wish for a sawed off double barreled shotgun.

granted, but if you use it, you die.

 

i wish for some 7up.

Granted. It was made in the 1980s.

 

I wish I would stop dying.

Granted,but it coats 7$.

Oh I'm not a vimpare anymore, I wish that I liked guns

granted, but i bite your neck.

 

i wish people would eat turtles.

Ew,not granted

I wish that i had a gun

granted, your a vampire anyhow, so eh.

 

i wish for more slaves to make into vampires.

Granted, but the keep rebelling, like me

 

I wish for a couple more songs to complete my play list.

granted, but you stop rebelling agianst me, along with my other slaves.

 

i wish i had a monkey

granted,

*shots*

Sigh.... not dead.

Darn

Granted. Zombie.

 

I wish for a pizza.

lol.

crud

you people aren't even making wishes anymore...

I wish you wernt my master