You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but now you're allergic to all times of other foods and you die of too much sugar

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to chocolate ...

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png you are? granted but then you went insane and ate too much and you died

 

i wish that i wasnt allergic to cats (me loves cats)

Granted, but a rabies ridden cat bit you and you died

 

I wish I could build a time traveling device!

Granted, but when you traveled back 1000 years ago it broke and you couldnt fix it

 

I wish that vanitas was real!!!

Granted, but he killed you and unleashed darkness for the entire world and it exploded

 

I wish Bolin was real

(NOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY????)

Granted but I dont know what that is sooo... I guess you just jumped off of a building...

 

I wish that vanitas never killed me!

Granted, but he grew bored of you and made you jump off a cliff

 

I wish you would sit in a corner and watch Legend of Korra

(Bolin's the guy in my Avatar BTW =_=")

(I totally wish that I could!!!) (ok thanks for the info )

granted but then my tv broke...(yeah my tv only has 8 channels so i cant watch it DX nooooo! how is it?)

 

i wish that my tv had more channels

Granted, but nothing is ever on them

 

I wish I could find Legend of Korra episodes on the internet (I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!)

granted but the internet exploded

 

I wish that the legend of korra was on dvd (so i could watch it)

Granted, but an obsessed LOK fan ran you over to grab the DVD from you (it was totally me)

 

I wish I had awesome background music everywhere I go

(so it was you!)

granted but you got annoyed with it after a while and you went insane and ate 400000 cookies

 

i wish that i had retractable wings

(so it was you!)

granted but you got annoyed with it after a while and you went insane and ate 400000 cookies

 

I eat that many cookies daily...

Granted but they burned and you fell into the Pacific Ocean and died from a shark attack

 

I wish I was the Fullmetal Alchemist

granted but you fell into a pit of lava

 

(you eat a lot of cookies!)

 

i wish that i could have a pet fox

Granted,but he escaped from you.

 

Wish everyone stop crushing my wishes

Granted, but you don't have any wishes left to wish

 

I wish I could become a Nobody

Granted, but Xemnas didn't like you anymore

 

I wish I could meet Zexion.

Granted, but you die when your eyes meet.

 

I wish for the corn to be ready to pick and eat.

Granted, but Lily already ate all the corn

 

I wish I could do anything.

Granted, but God came down and took away your powers for doing everything, for he's the only man who should do so.

 

I wish I could water into anything I wanted

granted but then you ran out of water

 

i wish that i could eat all of the junk food that i wanted without getting fat

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Granted, but you got fat anyway.

 

I wish I could be the funniest guy in the whole world.

granted but everyone died of laughter

 

i wish that i could do a backflip

Granted, but you smashed your skull into little tiny molecules and so did your entire body.

 

I wish I could sing like a Vocaloid!

granted but then everyone lost there hearing

 

i wish that i could go figure skating and not die