You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but both burst into flames within the first ten minutes.

 

I wish for the world to end.

Granted but you have to screwed over by gods for doing your job.

 

 

I wish I was King.

Granted  but the people you rule over rebel within a week.

 

I wish for a stale cracker.

Granted but it becomes a stale character instead

 

 

I wish everyone was really feeling it

Granted, but they can only feel it for 2 seconds

 

I wish for more dank memes

Granted but you shall be killed for becoming meme filth.

 

 

I wish everyone would bask in my light.

Granted, but you become a tanning lamp.

 

I wish to find Lavernious Tucker.