You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. Now you can't see him in the pool.

I wish to have a green cellphone.

ninja'd

 

Granted, t's a little kiddie one.

 

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

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Granted. Now everyone is hungry by just looking at it.

I wish to have Lily's theme from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows played on my funeral.

Granted. It's played on a banjo.

 

I wish for a red rocket boots.

Granted, you're blasted into space and suffocate.

 

I wish it as the 90's.

Granted. Now there isn't Kingdom Hearts.

I wish for school to not start.

Granted, but then you have to get a terrible job.

 

I wish I could have a guinea pig.

Granted. The Evil Wizard used him to become his slave.

I wish to have a lightsaber.

Granted but you accidently slice your ear off and people call me Van Goh

I wish for my body to be symmetrical

Granted. People know wonder what the hell is that.

I wish for green demons to take over kh13.

Granted. They see you as a threat and ban you from the site.

 

I wish I had a teleporter system.

Granted. The green demons that took over kh13 destroy it.

I wish to be able to use Makankosapo.

Granted but the ability failed the first time you used it.

I wish I was a Soul Reaper

Granted. Green demons killed you.

I wish to be able to regenerate like green demons.

Granted but Soul Reapers kill you and you couldn't regenerate fast enough

I wish I had powers like Ichigo

Granted. Green demons used Solar Flare, you saw a naked Frieza and died.

I wish for Samus to not be on fire.

Granted, now she's being electrocuted.

 

I wish I knew Spanish.

Granted. Then you are sent to a place where everyone speaks Russian.

 

I wish for a wider attention span.

Granted, now you can't sleep because you're attentive to everything on Earth.

 

I wish to be wearing the same shirt I'm wearing right now.

Granted. And, oh boy, it stinks.

 

I wish for a replica of Prince Nuada's spear.

Granted, but then aliens steal it.

 

I wish I had more money.

Granted, you just robbed a bank.

 

I wish to play "Crush-A-Wish."

Granted, but then someone locks the thread.

 

I wish I could fly.

granted but you die by a plane in mid air

 

i wish i had all the kh fm games with a jap ps2

Granted. Your games are broken.

I wish to have electric powers on my sword.