You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but Rixku grabs them and kills you again

I wish for a hp potion

Granted, but it's poisioned

I wish for a talkin muffin

Granted but Rixku comes and kills the muffin

I wish for a boyfriend

Granted. You got JB, but then Horatio kills him for having a bomb.

I wish for the Ice Wizard to not be annoying.

Granted but then Rixku comes and gives you an anoyying red wizard.

I wish for Riku to be mine

Granted. He hates you.

I wish to have the Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier card.

Granted but then Rixku jumps out and burns the card

I wish Riku didn't hate me

Granted. He despises you.

I wish to have a bat.

Granted then the Blood Bat sucks your blood dry

i wish that Riku liked meh

Granted. He gets bored.

I wish to have a BASEBALL BAT, not a bat.

Granted but then the blood bat comes back and drinks your blood

I wish riku was meh boyfriend

Granted. You break up after 2 minutes becasue you said that you like Sora.

I wish to v45y45

Granted but Rixku kills you because Riku's not her boyfriend anymore.

I wish riku was my boyfriend again

Granted. You broke up for the same reason again. With a twist.

I wish to *bleep*

Granted then Rixku rapes you for not getting riku as her boyfriend

I wish you would die

YOUR WISH IS NOT GRANTED. THE GENIES CANNOT KILL A PERSON

I wish to have headphones.

Granted but then the headphones strangle you

I wish for a gun

Granted. It's broken.

I wish to have serial numbers?

Granted but then the numbers burn

I wish for a good gun

Granted. It breaks. Again.

I wish to have a good match tonight on my karate training.

Granted but then you face rixku and get broken bones

I wish for a good gun

granted but you lose

 

i wish i was invisible

Granted. It breaks. 3x

I wish to get a good grade on my karate training exam.

Granted then Rixku changes the grade to a F

I want a good gun

Granted. It's a good dart gun.

 

I wish for a piece of gum.