You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but then it crashes where you blow up

I wish the Aqua fans would attack you. (I'm one of them *insert evil laugh here*)

Granted. But since I am on as well, I get lost in the crowd and no one can figure out who their attacking.

 

I wish for a green chipmunk.

Granted but the chipmunk had rabies

I wish Terra fans would kill you (yet again i'm one)

Granted. I am dead, but the other Terra fans lament the loss of one of their number (namely me).

 

I wish I hadn't been killed by Terra fans.

Granted but they kill you again

 

I wish I could marry my boyfriend

Granted but your boyfriend kills himself

I wish Vanitas fangirls would kill you (Again i'm one)

granted but i come back to life

 

i wish that bug on your siggy would just die

Granted but then a bigger one came and ate you

I wish Riku fangirls would kill you (Again i'm one)

Granted, but rikulover is revived by me.

 

I wish Lord VanVan would love me back.

Granted, but van vancheats on you

 

I wish world hunger would end

Granted. SPAM FOR EVERYONE!!!!

 

I wish for a flaming halberd.

Granted but I don't know what that is so i'll just say it hurt you

I wish Riku was meh somebody

Granted but soon later you found out something out that makes you wish you weren't but that wish never happens.

I wish I had better art supplies that will help me improve more!

Granted but you ate some and it put you in a coma

I want to be Riku's nobody

granted but he kills you

 

i wish i was beautiful

Granted but then someone turned you into a 90 year old

I wish Riku didn't kill me

Granted but Roxas does

 

I wish i was beautiful again

Granted but then you die

I wish i could kill roxas

Granted but he comes back to life

 

I wish always smell like vanilla

Granted but then I start to eat you

I wish Roxas would just go and be emo with Riku

Granted, but they were SO EMO THAT EVERYONE DIED. The end.

 

I wish I was good at math.

Granted but then your brain blew up

I wish Roxas was a emo

Granted but he got over it

 

I wish I didn't have to live with my little sister anymore

granted but then the she fines you and beats you up

i wish roxas was still emo

Granted. Then Axel gets annoyed and comes after you.

 

I wish for a lightning caster.