You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

wish granted, but it can only concentrate on eating corn chips and throwing eggs

 

i wish i had a new guitar

Granted. But for some odd reason, it can only play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star...in the wrong key.

 

I wish for a stroke of genius.

you get it, but it was a stoke of genius instead

 

i wish for a newt.

Granted. You've been turned into a newt.

 

I wish for a chain sword.

ok here u go a chain of swords

I wish i had my bike back

Granted. It has flat tires.

 

I wish for Left 4 Dead 3.

Wish granted u r now dead

I wish 4 my bike to be fixed

Granted, but a bunch of hobos got together and raped it, and then they peed on it.

I wish for an XBOX 360.

granted,but it only spins a round O.o

I wish my bike was clean

Granted,but the hobos threw it into a polluted acid lake.

I wish for a PS3.

Sure but then i stole it.

fine then i wish 4 my bike agin

Granted. The hobos take what remains of it out of the acid.

I wish for better headphones.

granted u gat a phone 4 a head

I wish 4 tools.

Granted. You now have wrenches for a face.

I wish for food.

Too bad

I wish 4 my old fAce back and 4 my bike to be fixed

Granted, but drunken hobos peed on your face and returned it to normal, and threw your bike off the NY State building.

I wish Sorasbaby would stop crushing my wishes.

nope cant do tht

i wish 4 me bike back

Granted, what remains of your bike came out of a car exhaustion pipe.

I wish I were Nyan Cat.

Wish granted i wont even ruin it enjoy it

i wish tht ud fix my bike

ur bike is fixed, but the hobo's who peed on ur face ran off with it.

 

I wish i knew why you are so obsessed with that bike.

grand but i told u in sing lang.

I wish 4 my bike back

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish that I could burn more music to my cd.

Granted, but your CD is on fire.

I wish I was Sora.

Granted, but you have to be gay with riku.

I wish I could have S'Mores for dinner.

Granted but if u eat them u die

I wish 4 a cat~nayn