You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, you are now a Nyan Cat.

I wish my s'mores weren't poisened.

Granted, but they taste like crap.

I wish DDD was released already with the language select feature I asked.

Granted, but the disk will break if you put it in the system.

I wish my smores didn't have two days to live.

Granted they have 3

I wish tht i was sonic~nayn

Granted, your a sonic nyan cat.

I wish for more cookies.

Granted. You get 1 more cookie.

I wish I could fly.

granted but now u cant walk

I wish i was me

Granted, you're the same drunken stripper from 10 seconds ago.

I wish for nothing, and I keep everything of importance to me. My psp, my computer. etc

Granted u have nothing now

I wish 2 not be a hucker but my self.

Granted. But a giant turtle comes an eats you.

 

I wish for the new Evanescence album to be out already.

Granted, but I took all my stuff back from you and all of your clothes and made you a hooker again. -Will do someone for some clothes. -

I wish for Steve jobs not to be dead.

wish granted, but he lives forever and becomes a tyrrannical ruler

 

i wish for something amazing

Granted. Cerberus appears and steps on you.

 

I wish for a replica of Vergil's Yamato.

Granted, but you accidently eat it for breakfast.

 

I wish that i had no more writer's block

Granted but now u dont have hands

I wish not to bet ate or a hucker

Granted. You are exiled to the Teletubbies.

 

I wish for a Airsoft rifle.

Granted u get air

I wish not to be in exiled

Granted. But your are still plagued by Teletubbies.

 

I wish for a dragon.

Granted, but it runs away

 

I wish for another wish

Granted. But it isn't going to turn out any better than the others.

 

I wish for Mass Effect 3 to have local co op.

Nope, ur wish sucks so i'm not granting it.

 

I have no more wishes so i'm just gonna screw up everyone elses.

granted

I wish not to be plagued

Granted. the teletubbies leave you alone, but it's too late. You have already been driven made by them.

 

I wish for Tekken Tag 2 to come out on 360 soon.

Granted, but there is no more sun.

 

Lalala

I wish not to be mad