You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Okay, now ur manically depressed.

 

(Empty space)

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i wish to be happy

Wish granted, but now ur dead

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*with my last dieing breath*iwishnottodie*

Granted, but instead of life, you come back as an undead creature (vampire or zombie, your choice)

 

I wish for a armor pattern I can use to finish my own armor.

Granted u but its 2 small

i wish not to be a undead

Granted. But you must undertake a long, grueling quest involving Barney in order to return to the living.

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Wish granted but idk some bad will happen

I wish 4 the easy way out

Granted, some hobo pees up your nose and pushes you into the sewer.

I wish that my space bar on my keyboard didn't fail all the time and make me go back and space again.

Granted. Now in puts in spaces where there shouldn't be spaces.

 

I wish for a taco.

Granted, but the ingredients are wrong.

Meat=Chunky Diarrhea, Cheese= solid piss, etc.

I wish for

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I wish not to be pied on

(lol you couldn't ruin my wish)

Granted, but then you're dirrhea'd on.

Iwish that weekends were longer.

Granted i wont even mess tht up

I wish that u'd spot being gross on me

Granted, but you have cancer.

I wish I had won a kendo championship.

Granted but u lose

i wish 4 a cure

granted, but it will only come out by the time you are dead.

I wish we didn't leave fingerprints on our portable consoles.

Granted ok no fingers

I wish 4 the cure today

Granted, the cure is a mixture of vomit, diarrhea, piss, rubbing alcohol and acid.

Drink it and you die, leaving the cancer behind.

I wish for a new psp.

wish granted but i stole it after

I wish 4 a new life

Granted, but I kill you and take my psp.

I wish that I can sleep in class.

Granted but the teacher see u

i wish to be a alive friken agin

Granted, but the hobos ate your arms and legs off, and diarrhea'd in your wounds to close them.

I wish for (insert un-crushable wish here)

I wish I can be a vet. X3

Wish granted, i'm not gonna screw with that wish. The aardvarks might eat me.

 

I wish Sorasbaby would stop being vomited on, pissed on and the like. I also wish that it happens to no one, and that Roxas 1432 would be dead, and that i am possessing all your bases