You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but I come back to life and end your life.

I wish everything was free.

Granted. Everything is now free of gravity's hold.

 

I wish for Mass Effect 3 to have local co-op.

Granted

I wish to be Free.

granted, but you live in a cage

I wish Bleach had more episodes

Granted, i like tht wish

I wish not to be in cage

Granted. It's a box.

 

I wish for a fedora in my size.

Granted, but it sticks to your head.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school.

whish granted, but you have been killed.

I wish for the number two.

Granted. Sadly, it was was also squared.

 

I wish for a hover craft.

wish granted, but it can only hover over dumps

 

i wish for a new guitar

Granted, It's made of a cardboard box. a piece of wood and string.

 

I wish for an organization xiii coat.

Granted but Sora kills u

I wish not to be trapped

Granted, but I push you in the sewer and close all entrances and exits to it.

I wish girls would stop hitting on me.

Granted now they push u

I wish to be clean

Granted, but I open the sewer and pour 20 tons of sludge over you and close the sewer back up.

I wish BBS wasn't too hard.

Granted it super hard

I wish to be clean again

Granted, but an alligator pushes you into a large pile of poop.

I wish Bleach had more episodes

Me too

I wish to be far away from you

Granted, I go away from the sewer for a bit, then come back

I wish that squiby wasn't so firetrucking stupid.

....

I wish ...

Granted, you have nothing and you are still a loser in a sewer.

I wish for my PS3 back.

Granted. You now have a PS3, but no Xbox360. Ha, what a horrible fate I have assigned you!

 

I wish Chuck-E-Cheese was real.

Granted, the mouse eats you and everything goes back to normal.

I wish for Invader Zim to come back.

Hah it dead.

I wish I Was not in a swear!!!!!

I don't understand, so i condemn you to a room with a moose.

 

I wish I had something to hug. Preferably a piggy or a girl. Or both.