You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but the girl kills you.

(lol, your in a sewer with a moose, sorasbaby)

I wish for lesbians

So do I

 

I wish his wish would come true

To bad

O.o I wish u'd leave me alone

Granted, but I start bothering you again and force you to make out with another girl

I wish she would further her relationship with this girl x3

Granted

 

I wish they'd have a viscous break up on tv

Granted, but they get back together and do inappropriate things on camera.

I wish for more/

wish granted, but you are now blind and deaf.

 

i wish for the end of the world! meheheheh.

Wish granted, but the thread is now over due to lack of users.

 

I wish only me and hot girls would come back to life.

Graned, but you die.

I wish that u'd not be make out with random chicks(O.o Im not like that!)~Fool

Granted, I wish you'd retype that in english.

Granted, I wish you'd retype that in english.

 

O.o sorry.

...Granted, you're having more relations with that lesbian

I wish for more money

Granted,but its fake

I wish that I wasnt a Lesban ( Im tired of this)

Granted, but being straight means that there is a chance of you being attracted to roxas1432. Are you sure you don't want to be a lesbian?

 

I wish I'd stop watching documentaries that make me want to either starve or commit suicide.

Lol, wish granted, they make you foam at the mouth.

I wish that she was straight and attracted to me.

Granted, but she already has a bf who gets pissed and kills you

 

I wish we weren't so desperate

Ill take my chances

Granted, but you nah

I wish for idk

Granted, you no longer know anything.

 

I wish for a wish

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I wish for a,a brain

Granted, but it's not compatible with your body.

I wish that sorasbaby was a lesbian again.

Granted, You now cannot have her.

 

I wish I had a squirrel

Granted. It's a Psycho Squirrel.

 

I wish for a Loaded Cane.

Granted. You get a walking cane that's so full of peanut butter you can't lift it.

I wish I had PSCX2 on my computer.

Granted. You now have "Princess's Sharing Cupcakes X-2" on your computer.

 

I wish for some rain.

Granted, but the world floods.

I wish the world wasn't flooded.