You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, you get air

I wish to not be raped by every 1

Granted, but you wished for the exact opposite so it canceled out.

I wish this cat was better:

Granted. It leaves the picture.

 

I wish for Azrael's wrist blades.

Granted you get a his wrist

I wish you hated me

Granted. But the hate is short lived.

 

I wish for a robot.

Granted I become a robot

I wish for Beep bup bob

@rikunobodyxiii (How did me and sorasbaby post at the exact same time?)

Granted, but it leaves you and rapes sorasbaby.

I wish for better headphones.

robotXrobot

Beep

(@Roxas1432: Perfect timing.)

Granted. Then the headphones break.

 

I wish for a lemonade.

Granted, it's too sour to drink, but it was too late for you too realize. (RIP rikusnobodyxiii)

I wish he was alive again.

Granted,beep

I wish at i was not a robot

Granted, you get raped by another one, though.

I wish I was in FF13.

Granted but your a minor character that is killed in .5 seconds.

I wish I could win every competition I ever enter.

Granted,that is a stupid wish

(to lazy to wish)

(@Loki, sorasbaby's was too stupid to even be a post.)

Granted, you're the clone of the original that's getting all the recognition, and you get killed by a falling billboard.

I wish that the Lilo and Stitch series wasn't ruined.

Um bother Im light I cant die

I wish for that too

I have no idea what your first sentence said, but I agree with the second.

I wish for pop.

Granted. The movie was ruined instead. (All disney series suck anyway)

Edit: And I drank your pop...

 

I wish my wishes would earn some respect

Granted, done

I wish that you would under stand me

@Loki (sorasbaby, stop posting at the same time as me!)

Granted, your original's wishes get respect. You're the clone, remember?

I wish my pop was back.

No thats gross

I wish I was not a clone

(Gah, posted at the same time)

Granted. I regurjitated it into a cup for you.

 

I wish my clone would go to hell.

Im not your clone

I wish I was not a cup

Granted. You are now a toilet.

 

I wish this webpage would refresh faster.

Granted. It now refreshes every 3.5 seconds.

 

I wish for a droid army.