You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, You get the stepford wives, except they are all on crack.

 

I wish for something to crush.

Granted. Other peoples wishes

 

I wish for an energy katana.

Granted, it's too powerful for you to wield.

I wish I had some Mountain Dew Voltage.

granted, but its poisoness.

i wish i had 11 slaves

Granted, they faked slaving for you and kill you.

I wish for headphones.

Granted, you get a head.

I wish to be hummun

Granted, you or a jar of Hummus.

I wish for better headphones.

@sorasbaby, your crush-a-wish post was stupid. A head? That doesn't make sense. Isaid Headphones, not "I wish for a head." http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png

Granted, you get your headphones but they break

I wish to be a human

Granted, you're heavily deformed and ugly.

I wish for some money.

granted, but it was stolen

I wish not to be deformed

Granted, you are deformed past the point we could even call it deformed.

I wish for sleep.

Granted,you die

I wish to be alive again

Granted, you already were alive, so it canceled out and you died for real.

I wish for video games.

Granted, you get 3D

I wish your logic wasnt flawed

Granted. He's turned into a robot.

 

I wish for a sonic screwdriver.

Yayz,granted.

I wish for a dog.

Granted. You get a Hot Dog.

 

I wish for a Blue Lantern Ring.

Granted, you get a ring

I wish for some chese.

granted, but its Monster Cheese! haha! get it? lol.

i wish for a barrel of jolly ranchers!!!

 

 

*i think i know what's going to happen here...*

Granted. You got a cannon barrel made entirely out of Jolly Ranchers.

 

I wish for an iPad.

Grand,you are traped in a pod

I wish I had all of my light back, look at what you done..

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kk, but you become Belle for no apparent reason.

 

I wish i had more time to think about this.

I should kill you now

I wish not to be bella

Fine. your Edward Cullen.

 

Hahahahahaha!

 

I wish for easier weight loss

Ok,but you die from it wait you are dead

I wish to be a girl