You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

okay, Edward Cullen gets a sex change

 

I wish i am not in hungry

Granted,here is a random fat person

I wis that I wasnt boord

Granted, now ur a transgendered Edward Cullen on a tricycle.

 

i wish this joke were funnier

I cant even granted that 1

I wish that you'd shut up

granted, i haven't spoke in an hour anyhow.

 

i wish you would continue being a transgendered Edward Cullen.

no...

I wish that you had food

why?

Arnt you hungrey?

sigh... diet! lol

 

but, yeah, yeah i am.

Here*gives*

I wish that you would eat

but im on a diet! waaah.

 

i wish diets were fun.

granted

I wish that you werent on a dite

i have to be kinda, more for personal satisfaction than anything else. also for a certain someone.

 

i wish for a way to remember the fact that im on a diet, lol.

granted,

I wish that you were funnier

eh. i dunno, im a pretty lame guy.

 

IRRELEVANT!

No wish?

I wish that you'd drink some blood*gives*

oh yeah, i's a vampire, isn't i?

*ignores blood and goes for your arm*

its better fresh.

i wish for something to wish for.

Ow, Sora gana be pissed

I wish that I had a new master

oooh! wait who's ur current one? was that me? i can't recall....

 

SNARL!

 

*attacks a lamp-post*

UM*...*

_{Answer me! for some reason my text got really small, lol. imma fix that.}

_SNARL!

_{*Attacks the gettysburg adress*}

_*discos*

Stoop that!

I wish that you werent lame

no. i dont know how.

O.o

I wish you were cool

Granted? i dunno. am i cool now?

 

i wish i knew...